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Old 01-11-2003, 05:59 AM   #121
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'But who IS this donkey raping swamp eater?' I ask.

'If the spoons the only thing that will hurt his flesh, what say you to feeding it to him!' I call out!

Sadistic, I know, but if it can do THAT much damage from the out side, imagine what would hapen if we feed it to him!




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Old 01-11-2003, 08:51 AM   #122
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Leaping 360 degrees into battle, Topshot thrusts his strike rod through one beast, and his saber in another.

He replies to Nova's comment:
"I guess it could do that much damage inside his stomach just as well as the outside, but what about sticking it right through him?"

(In the background, Yoda uses his basketball skills to defeat an alien b-ball team. )

"Surpass my skillz, you will not! Learn to anticipate your opponent's actions, you must!"

(I definitely gotta work on my Yoda-ese! )


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Old 01-12-2003, 06:11 PM   #123
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Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
Seeing the efectiveness of InsaneSith's spoon saber, Lunatic does his best to distract the beast while InsaneSith keeps hacking it up.

"HEY UGLY! OVER HERE!" he yells, drawing his bow and firing two keen arrows into the beasts shoulder. It roars and reaches for its shoulder, ripping out the arrows in an annoyed fury. This gives InsaneSith enough time to lop off the arm right down from the shoulder.

As it begins to regrow the arm, Lunatic leaps up and jabs the exposed flesh with his elven shortswords.

The beast groans again and InsaneSith hacks its leg off at the knee. It topples, roaring in its berserk rage...
*goes into jedi master style kung fu taught by master yoda and kicks the monster onto his back jumps up* *on the way down rams saber into the monster thus destroying it.* this monster will return someday when more n00bs show up and the flames begin. we must never forget those lost in this battle. nor shall we let their deaths be in vane.


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Old 01-13-2003, 02:32 PM   #124
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Errr... I take it this means the swamp is once more safe from the alien threat...?

If not, haven't the bug eyed scum been left to roam unchecked for a little too long?



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Old 01-13-2003, 09:46 PM   #125
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*Watches as the alien hordes quickly diminish into nothing from the power of InsaneSith's perfected kung fu moves.*


"Well, I guess the 3rd wave of aliens was the last, don't you think so, Lunatic Jedi?"


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Old 01-13-2003, 11:22 PM   #126
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*Lunatic whips out a mobile sattellite uplink.*

"Looks like that was the last of em. The orbital scanners show an empty sky, except for our fleet."

*Lunatic smiles, but then the smile fades and a grim, steeled look overcomes his face.*

"We may have saved the swamp this time, but we can't let it happen again. There's only one way to keep the swamp safe. We must wipe them out... ALL of them.

"Let's get everybody into the cruisers! We're heading to their homeworld!"

*From somewhere in the army, a soldier yells* "What, right now?"

"Yes, now!" Lunatic replies. "We can be there in hours, and they'll still be sulking by then! They won't be expecting anything! Now, everybody get in the cruisers! I want 6000 guys for each cruiser, and let's get all the pilots in orbit. We're gonna need the biggest fighter escort you have EVER SEEN!"

P.S. I'll make a new thread for it, since this one's getting pretty big.


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Old 01-14-2003, 05:39 AM   #127
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Ok i was just makin sure so i know if i need to go to the bathroom before we leave. this tunic is killin me too can i change?
Lunatic replies," yes you may."
*changes into darth maul style suit*
"ah, free and easy... free..and easy" says insanesith.


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Old 01-14-2003, 09:35 PM   #128
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"I just hope that their entire homeworld has advanced weapons we could steal and use for our own use!"

Lunatic Jedi replied,"Yes, I believe they will have advanced technology. Their weapons could be put to some amount of good for us."

"Yeah. But my karate gi is in shreds. Got any spare tunics or something I could borrow? Maybe some weighted clothing?"


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Old 01-15-2003, 01:59 AM   #129
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Lunatic produces a remote control from his pocket and presses one of the buttons on it. A few panels open up in the hangar floor and several suits of super-strong cybernetic armor rises from the empty panels.

"Will this suffice?" Lunatic says to topshot, grinning wryly.


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Old 01-15-2003, 06:36 PM   #130
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"Yeah. This'll do. Looks like Standard Power Suit armor."

*puts it on.*

"Well what do yah know? It actually does work! Thanks, man."


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Old 03-11-2003, 06:01 PM   #131
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Old 03-11-2003, 08:12 PM   #132
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*the credits roll as the ships take off*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 03-11-2003, 08:55 PM   #133
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*yells "Topshot come here!"

Topshot comes and Zehro says want an upgrade? It'll only take an hour to see all the functions and upgrade them.


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