send in the clones

[whitedragon]

at the request of Zbomber i have made a epII movie spoof. itll take you awhile but enjoy




"send in the clones" a white dragon movie spoof

*man i hate the prologe so let get on with it*

captian typho: ha ha ha ha i guess there was no danger after all.

*ship explodes*

captian typho: oh damn

corde: CROKE

padme: man those assasins are stupid. i look nothing like her

*the jedi see the not so obviously evil chanselor palpatien*

palpatien: my nagotiations will not fail

mace windu: well what if they do

palpatien: they wont

mace windu: but they mite

palpatien: master yoda.

*they see yoda sleeping*

palpatien: hello?

yoda: help you i will *snore*

*mace windu smacks yoda to wake him up*

yoda: uh yeah the dark side clouds everything

*padme walks in*

yoda: senator amidala seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my heart and so dose seeing you in that dress

pademe: uhh thanks. do you have any idea whos behind this attack

mace windu: our intelegence points to those mutha ****** disgruntled spice miners

padme: thats pretty bad intelegence. but at least it wasent attacking clones

palpatien: ill have obi-wan and anakin protect you so we can move the plot alonge

*obi-wan and anakin are introduced*

obi-wan: i hope we dont get stuck in the elevator like last time

anakin: calm deep breaths whew.

obi-wan: calm down

*they meet jar jar (much to their disgust)*

jar jar: OBI MEESA SO SMILING TO SEE YOUSA

obi-wan: AHHHH ITS THAT THING AGAIN

*obi-wan and anakin egnite their lightsabers*

anakin: BACK! GET BACK!

padme: what was palpatien thinking

obi-wan: well were here

padme:well thats nice but i have to get going there are alot of...things to do..yeah things

anakin: well youve uh grown more uh pretty

*padme leaves the room*

anakin: damn why did i say pretty

*later that evening*

obi-wan: why did she cover the cameras

anakin: well i uh

obi-wan: wait i sense something..something creepy is in her chamber

anakin: hey r2 mite take that personally

*they run in and kill the creepy things. then obi hitches a ride with the assassin droid*

obi-wan: weeeeee

*anakin gets a speeder*

zam: oh great the dumb droid picked up another jedi

*zam shoots the droid*

obi-wan: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear,

*anakin catched obi*

obi-wan: what took you so long

anakin: well i had to get a coke for the road

obi-wan: well while were out we can get me one. look a bar is right down there

*several hours later*

anakin: do you think that we should go after that assassin

obi-wan: what assassin

anakin: the one who tryed to kill the senator

obi-wan: oh yeah that one. well im sure she will turn up soon

zam: damn those jedi are good. i cant even see them. ide better hide in that bar

*zam walks in the bar*

obi-wan: do you see the power of coencedence my padawan. you go act like your looking for her and ill get another scotch

elan sleezbagano: want to buy some death sticks

obi-wan: do i look like i want to buy some death sticks

elan sleezbagano: well...

obi-wan: you dont even try and spice them up by calling them something like happy sticks

elan sleezbagano: er..

obi-wan: listen im a jedi and i can easly trick you into stop selling these things

elan sleezbagano: um

obi-wan: or i could kill you with my lightsaber

elan sleezbagano: i think ill go home and rethink my life

obi-wan: yeah get out of here ya fricken star trek extra

*zam gets her hand choped off*

anakin: well i guess we should interogate her

obi-wan: well if we have to. ill be good cop you be bad cop

*they take her outside*

anakin: wait i think ill be good cop

obi-wan: we shall not go through this excersise again. i make a better good cop

anakin: yeah but your always good cop

obi-wan: no im not you were good cop last time

anakin: no i wasent i was sarcastic cop and you were...

*jango shoots zam*

obi-wan: DAMMIT WE DIDENT EVEN START INTEROGATEING YET

jango: SORRY MY FAULT

anakin: ooh look a sharp thingy

*jedi councel*

yoda: track down this bounty hunter you must obi-wan

obi-wan: what about senator amidala

yoda: handle that your padawan will

anakin: HOORA

yoda: keep it in your pants you must

anakin: yes master but she mite not want to go

mace windu: well that not so obviously evil mutha ****** mite help

anakin: do you uh mean palpatien

mace windu: yeah that mutha ******

anakin: why the sudden bad language

mace windu: havent you seen shaft mutha *****

*anakin sees palpatien*

palpatien: do you like the idea of the dark side. you get many benefits as well as 15 dollors an hour

anakin: ill research

*padme gives jar jar her position*

padme: dont screw up

jar jar: okeday

padme: and for chris sakes get a fricken speach therepist

anakin: wow your suitcase technology is far more advanced than tatooines

padme: dont look at me that way

anakin: why not

padme: you look stupid

anakin: oh sorry

*they start their journy to naboo and obi goes to dex*

robot waitress: yo fatso someone is here

dex: obi-wan take a seat

robot waitress: you want a cup of jawa juice

obi-wan: is it made from real jawas

robot waitress: i try to be nice

dex: what do you want

obi-wan: i have a sharp thingy here and i need you to tell me what it...oh i forgot my lines

dex: oh i havent seen one of these sence i was prospectin on subterrel *in a booming voice* BEOND THE OUTER RIM

obi-wan: and

dex: oh and it belongs to kamino

obi-wan: ok bye

*obi runs out the door. he then goes to the jedi archives*

old lady with chopsticks in her hair: are you haveing a problem master kenobi

obi-wan: yeah where is kamino

old lady with chopsticks in her hair: it was era_ uh it dosent exist

obi-wan: well that stinks

*anakin and padme are haveing a eventful time*

cooking droid: hey you no droids

r2: screw you

cooking droid: well i never

r2: here you are you stupid humans

padme: im really glad that we dont under stand a damn word hes saying

anakin: why did you change your cloths

padme: well i have so much i like to change every hour or so

anakin: well whatever makes your boat float

padme: youve changed so much

anakin: your exactly the way i remember you in my dream

padme: thats a little creepy

r2: ha ha dumbass

*yoda teaches the younglings*

yoda: michal, straight get your stance. zeebob, when hold your lightsaber extend your pinky you must

obi-wan: am i desterbing

yoda: yes!

obi-wan: no i ment am i desterbing your class

yoda: oh well no i guess not

obi-wan: i lost a planet

yoda: did you check your wallet

obi-wan: yes i checked everywhere even the cookie jar

liam: well mabey a dark jedi came here erased it from the archive to mask the clone army that hes building to destroy the republic

yoda: shut up liam

liam: sorry master

*now the most boreing part in the movie happen*

all: *SNORE*

*obi-wan goes to kamino*

taun we: hello master jedi

obi-wan: jedi master please

taun we: we are expecting you

obi-wan: well im glad of that now if you will just lead me to the beer ill be out of your way.

taun we: we dont have beer

obi-wan: NOOOOOOOOOO....oh well at least ill finish my mission then get some beer at coruscant

*taun we shows obi-wan the prime minister*

lama su: we are on schedule

obi-wan: im getting goose bumps. for what

lama su: the clones you orderd

obi-wan: clones..do they..attack

lama su: no these are non attacking clones.

obi-wan: well thats good to hear

*we go to naboo where padme has changed her cloths again*

anakin: i like it here its smooth just like you

*they kiss*

padme: no i shouldent have done that

anakin: YES YES YES 3rd base

*lama su takes obi-wan for the tour*

lama su: well that was the bathroom and here are the clones

obi-wan: my goodness they look like their going to attack

lama su: well they wont unless you want them to.

obi-wan: well whats the big guns for.

lama su: in case your gardener goes crasy

*i cant seem to find much to make fun of in the next scean so ill skip it*

taun we: boba is your father here

boba: yup..........

taun we:..........

obi-wan:...........*ehem*

taun we: may we see him

boba: sure. dad the woman with the crasy neck is here

taun we: jango welcome back. this is obi-wan kenobi hes come to snoop

obi-wan: your clones are very impressive. you must be very proud. man thats alot of kids

jango: im just a simpelton trying to make his way in the universe. did is say simpleton i ment simple man

*anakin cuts padmes fruit with the force*

anakin: if obi-wan saw me doing this hed be very grumpy

padme: why your just cutting fruit

anakin: well i like to make up stuff to get mad at him

*anakin and padme talk later that nite*

anakin: when do we go home

padme: in your dreams

anakin: but we got to third base just a few hours ago and you change dresses only 5 times

padme: things will get complecated.

anakin: damn this jedi coad

*taun we and obi-wan say there good byes*

taun we: yall come back now ya hear

obi-wan: r4 get the short guy on the phone

r4: yeah yeah alright

obi-wan: yo guys teh $#!+ just hit the fan. weve got non attacking clones and bounty hunters and dead jedi and crasy neck people

mace windu: do you think those mutha ****** cloners are the mutha ****** assassins were looking for

obi-wan: no their all kindof dumb

mace windu: you bring that mutha ****** bounty hunter back here

obi-wan: no prob bob

*anakin dreams*

anakin: no mom no no no no

*padme bangs on the door*

padme: shut up im trying to sleep

anakin: i need to go back to tatooine

padme: not there again

*obi tryes to take jango in and dosent quite get it so in goes the tracking signal*

*mean while not more than 100,000,000 swallows flights away*

anakin: yo smelly where is my mom

watto: i sold her for some car magazines. dont hurt me

anakin: well point me in the right directon

watto: lars is his name and he married her

anakin: oh boy now i have a dad

*obi follows jango*

boba: dad i think were being tracked

jango: no thats why that ship has been following us

boba: deploy the seismic charges

jango: i know what to do

*now comes the coolest sound effect in the movie*

seismic charge: silence BWAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

obi-wan: blast this is why i hate flying

r4: for a jedi you do alot of hateing

obi-wan: shut up r4

*anakin and padme go to the lars moisture farm*

3po: hello marster ani

padme: its that gay droid you built

anakin: he is not gay. i just programed him to talk like a fag

padme: why

anakin: one of my friends dared me to do it

3po: perhaps we had better go indoors

owin: oh god my step brothers a jedi

cliegg: hi im cliegg

anakin: ha dad you sure have a stupid name. wheres my mom

cliegg: dead

anakin: well that sucks

beru: ill pour you some blue milk

anakin: no i think ill find my mother. she well have to be alive for atleast 5 minuts before she dies

*anakin goes off on his adventure. and obi-wan gets into geonosis*

nute: where is the senetors head

dooku: it will be on your desk by thursday or friday

funkey robot dude: with these new battle droids well have the finest army in the galaxy

dooku: only attacking clones will stop us now

obi-wan: damn where am i going to get some attacking clones

*anakin finds the tuskin raider camp and finds his mom really torn up*

shmi: ani?

anakin: yes mom

shmi: ani?

anakin: im here

shmi: ani?

anakin: yes its me

shmi: ani?

anakin: ok this is getting annoying

shmi: croke

anakin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tuskin raider: now ya done it, now hes pissed

*yoda is meditating*

yoda: oh man is anakin PO'D

*obi-wan is haveing radar trouble*

obi-wan: DAMN WINDOWS ME! i knew i should have upgraded to xp

*r2 also has trouble getting obi's signal*

r2: DAMN WINDOWS 98!

*anakin burys his mom*

anakin: good bye mom

voice from bhind the grave: good bye

padme: DAMMIT R2 GET OUT FROM BEHIND THERE

r2: oh yeah obi-wan wanted to talk to you so i put him on hold

*they see obi danceing to the hold buttion music*

obi-wan: is this thing on. oh...ive got to geonosis and count dooku is the head of this thing. oh damn another droid

mace windu: we are gonna kick that mutha ******* ass so you stay there anakin

padme: well were gonna disobey you anyways

mace windu: good point we'll meet you there

*senetors, jedi and jar jar have a conference*

funkey blue guy: this is a chrisis we need the not so obviously evil guy to take control

palpatien: but which senator would be so brave or so stupid that he..

jar jar: meesa do it! meesa do it!

palpatien: anyone else

*obi is captured*

obi-wan: saruman!

dooku: wrongo

obi-wan: well whoever you tell me where fett is

dooku: nevermind that. come with me and we shall destroy the sith

obi-wan: i thought you were a sith

dooku: mind your own busness

*jar jar makes his speach*

jar jar: yes my good senetors i beleave that these sepratists are a threat to everyone so i think i would be best to give the power to the chanselor

mace windu: that mutha ****** got a damn good speach therapist

plapatien: it is with great greed that i have agreed to this calling. i will lay down this power after i am dead. now i shall make a grand army of attacking clones

yoda: stay with his lines he did not

*anakin and padme*

padme: look some steam

anakin: ill run into it

padme: try not to kill anyone

anakin: damn

r2: hey fag lets go

3po: my obtuce little friend...

r2: NEVER CALL ME OBTUCE

*they walk out side and to a door*

padme: it wont open

anakin: mabey if i touch it

*the door opens*

anakin: i knew it i have the magic touch

padme: shut up and get inside

*they find the geonosians*

anakin: woohoo more stuff to kill

padme: *sigh*

*r2 and 3po find them as well*

3po: oh my! oh my! what did i do to deserve this

r2: your a fag

3po: shut up r2

*they all get captured*

padme: wow you sure screwed up this time

anakin: shut up your screwing up the love scene

padme: i cant beleave you just said that

anakin: well its true. you dont stop talking and your acting is bad

padme: my acting is bad!? your the one who_

obi-wan: SHUT UP

geonosian dude: <let the exacutions begin>

anakin: i have a bad feeling about this

obi-wan: oh really and i thought those monsters were comeing out here to play catch

*they escape and the droids are set loose upon them*

mace windu: this mutha ****** party is over

dooku: WHATCH YOUR MOUTH

mace windu: sorry

dooku: thats ok have a cigar

jango: need a light

*jango burns up maces roab and the battle begins*

jango: oops i forgot to take it off flame thrower mode

*the battle begins and sence i cant think of much of anything funney to say for this cool battle i guess ill skip it*

dooku: you have fought patheticly now bye bye

padme: look

yoda: YEEEEE HAWWWWW

obi-wan: not him again

dooku: oh $#!+ attacking clones

yoda: clones attack

clone commander: yessum sir

yoda: oh yeah and pick up the survivors

*they get picked up and follow dooku but padme falls out the ship*

anakin: NO NO NO NO NO WE NEED TO GO BACK NOW!!!!

obi-wan: dude she only droped 5 feet

anakin: oh nevermind then

*they get to dookus lair and anakin gets zaped by overconfidently running forward*

obi-wan: awww damn

dooku: back down

obi-wan: i dont think so you lightening whore

dooku: what

obi-wan: its ownage time

dooku: i have no idea what your saying

obi-wan: stfu

dooku: ok im tierd of this

*obi gets stabed through the leg*

anakin: ok dooku its ownage time again

dooku: look over there

anakin: what am i...hey a quarter

*dooku misses anakins head when anakin found the quarter*

dooku: look over there again

*dooku accently gets anakins arm instead. "dont ask me why" suddenly yoda walks in*

yoda: strong you have become dooku. pull a gandalf on me you will not

dooku: yeah yoda its uh ownage time

yoda: IT5 owN493 tIM3 F0R J00 DOoKU 1m A l33t H4X0R

dooku: huh

yoda: let get it on

*yoda kick dookus ass and barely manages to escape. dooku goes to coruscant*

dooku: DAR+H $1DI0us 1 Jus+ G0+ 0WnzORED bY yoD@

sidious: i beg your pardon

*mace, obi, and yoda are talking*

obi-wan: i have to say that without the clones it wouldent have been a victory

yoda: victory you say? not victory. the shround of the has fallen. begun the clone war has

*yoda farts*

yoda: oops did that ruin the dramitic moment




THE END

[Clemme w/Stick]

That was great, even thoug I dint finish it. I got to where anakin and padme go on their jorney.

I like the Mace you've created!! I will read it someday, when I have the time.

*Wishes for a Flash Spoof of ep 2, made by Whitedragon*

-Clemme

[whitedragon]

Originally posted by Clemme w/Stick


That was great, even thoug I dint finish it. I got to where anakin and padme go on their jorney.

I like the Mace you've created!! I will read it someday, when I have the time.

*Wishes for a Flash Spoof of ep 2, made by Whitedragon*

-Clemme

i wish i knew how to do flash but im too computer illiterate

[Clemme w/Stick]

Well, thats ok d00d!

I hope that some1 will make that text into a movie one day!

-Clemme

[whitedragon]

Originally posted by Clemme w/Stick
Well, thats ok d00d!

I hope that some1 will make that text into a movie one day!

-Clemme

thanks man that really means alot

[Clemme w/Stick]

Originally posted by whitedragon
thanks man that really means alot

NP we fellow swampies gotta stick together!!

Well, I'll read to the end some day..!

-Clemme

[whitedragon]

Originally posted by Clemme w/Stick
NP we fellow swampies gotta stick together!!

Well, I'll read to the end some day..!

-Clemme

well the good parts are comeing up so do it some time

[Agen]

Haha, i actuallly read all of that. it was good
Hehe - For a jedi you do alot of hating..... Shutup R4!

Try not to kill anyone anakin:damn

padme: it's that gay robot you created Anakin: he's not gay i just prgrammed him to speak like that Padme: Why Anakin : my firend dared me

*they meet jar jar (much to their disgust)*

jar jar: OBI MEESA SO SMILING TO SEE YOUSA

obi-wan: AHHHH ITS THAT THING AGAIN

*obi-wan and anakin egnite their lightsabers*

anakin: BACK! GET BACK!



ah classic.

[Reborn Outcast]

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omg that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time... keep up the good work

[whitedragon]

Originally posted by Agen_Terminator
Haha, i actuallly read all of that. it was good
Hehe - For a jedi you do alot of hating..... Shutup R4!

Try not to kill anyone anakin:damn

padme: it's that gay robot you created Anakin: he's not gay i just prgrammed him to speak like that Padme: Why Anakin : my firend dared me

*they meet jar jar (much to their disgust)*

jar jar: OBI MEESA SO SMILING TO SEE YOUSA

obi-wan: AHHHH ITS THAT THING AGAIN

*obi-wan and anakin egnite their lightsabers*

anakin: BACK! GET BACK!



ah classic.

thanks alot. and i owe it all to the epII dvd which i watched while i wrote the spoof

[Agen]

Yeh it's encouraging me to put it on right now... hmmmm

[whitedragon]

Originally posted by Agen_Terminator
Yeh it's encouraging me to put it on right now... hmmmm

yup im gonna print it out and read it while i watch it

[ZBomber]

I don't remember requesting it, but I'm glad you made it!

[Hyperglide]

One word Whitedragon: Spellcheck.

I like the Mace Windu part where u said he was shaft that's the only part I really laughed at it was good.

[whitedragon]

yeah i forgot to spell check so sue me

[Jedi_Monk]

plapatien: it is with great greed that i have agreed to this calling. i will lay down this power after i am dead. now i shall make a grand army of attacking clones

Best... line... ever...

[Reborn Outcast]

Originally posted by Hyperglide
One word Whitedragon: Spellcheck.

I like the Mace Windu part where u said he was shaft that's the only part I really laughed at it was good.

I pray that you were joking. He might have written it in a rush and thats why some spelling is bad... and the whole thing was funny jeez

[Clemme w/Stick]

Well guys! I just finished reading the story!

Its just as good as I expected! I like it where anakin goes:

"YES YES YES! 3rd Base is made!"

That really got me laughing!!

also the 0wnage part thingy in the end!

-Clemme

[whitedragon]

Originally posted by Clemme w/Stick
Well guys! I just finished reading the story!

-Clemme

finnally

[ZBomber]

Yeh. Best..spooof....ever! "3rd base! YES!"

[Wes Marrakesh]

omg omg omg!!!

['refined' character mode from the above spoof]d00d wh1t3dr4g0n j00 n0 n00b j00 ub3r 1337 h4x0r wr1t3r d00d j00 pu113d $0m3 0wn@g3[/'refined' character mode from the above spoof]

[Lord Glorfindel]

Great Spoof. I like the Talking R2 the best

[ZBomber]

Death sticks? Couldn't you atleast make them sound betetr? Like Happy Sticks?



*E-mails this page to all his friends*
*Rates Post as an "I approve"*

[nova_wolf]

Any chance of you doing Ep1 over - lots of anti-JarJar moments...

[SettingShadow]

that was excellent, the funniest thing I´ve heard on months

[whitedragon]

Originally posted by nova_wolf
Any chance of you doing Ep1 over - lots of anti-JarJar moments...

i think i mite. hell why not ill get on it after i finish my matrix spoof

[AutoCept]

Yah EP1, I can see it now.


Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this master, I sense a PHANTOM MENACE!
Qui-Gon: Why the accented words?
Obi-Wan: I don't know, it's just something they told me to do.

[CaptainRAVE]

I just finished reading it. Is pretty cool. I wasnt going to read it all, but it was gripping. Well more gripping than the actual film anyway.

[AutoCept]

Another one:

Jar-jar: Mesa name is Jar-Jar binks, yousa sava my life. Mesa your humble servant.
Qui-Gon: That won't be nesasary.
Jar-Jar: Oh, but it is. The gods demandsa it.
Qui-Gon: No really, it's not nesasary.
Jar-Jar: Yesa it is.
Qui-Gon: No it's not.
Jar-Jar: Yesa.
Qui-Gon:*Waves hand* No it's not.
Jar-Jar Yesa it is.
Qui-Gon: AR! Why is it not working?!
Jar-Jar: Wassa wong with you?
Qui-Gon: NOT NESASARY! GO AWAY!
Jar-Jar: Yesa it is.
Qui-Gon: Nosa it's...ARG! Now you've got me saying it!


hehe.

[whitedragon]

Originally posted by AutoCept
Another one:

Jar-jar: Mesa name is Jar-Jar binks, yousa sava my life. Mesa your humble servant.
Qui-Gon: That won't be nesasary.
Jar-Jar: Oh, but it is. The gods demandsa it.
Qui-Gon: No really, it's not nesasary.
Jar-Jar: Yesa it is.
Qui-Gon: No it's not.
Jar-Jar: Yesa.
Qui-Gon:*Waves hand* No it's not.
Jar-Jar Yesa it is.
Qui-Gon: AR! Why is it not working?!
Jar-Jar: Wassa wong with you?
Qui-Gon: NOT NESASARY! GO AWAY!
Jar-Jar: Yesa it is.
Qui-Gon: Nosa it's...ARG! Now you've got me saying it!


hehe.

ill use that one thanks. ill start as soon as is finish the matrix one. im on the part where neo wakes up and finds hes in the real world

[AutoCept]

Cool.
You only have to pay me 500 credits for copyright.
Lol j/k.

[El Sitherino]

that was funny i like the 1337 h4x0r lingo. i bet its drivin n00b crazy though.

[ET Warrior]

woooooeeeee, that was a good ten minutes of my life well spent.

plapatien: it is with great greed that i have agreed to this calling. i will lay down this power after i am dead. now i shall make a grand army of attacking clones

yoda: IT5 owN493 tIM3 F0R J00 DOoKU 1m A l33t H4X0R

dooku: back down

obi-wan: i dont think so you lightening whore

dooku: what

obi-wan: its ownage time

dooku: i have no idea what your saying

obi-wan: stfu

Best lines of the story RIGHT THERE

[Admiral_Ackbar8]

great spoof really funny

[Admiral_Ackbar8]

great spoof really funny