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Old 01-25-2003, 07:31 PM   #41
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*runs into the shuttle* hey Lunatic we could use these speeders. *jumps on speeder as shuttle door closes*


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Old 01-25-2003, 08:39 PM   #42
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"I accept your orders, Lunatic Jedi. I am ready to what you wish!"

*Hops in the shuttle with Lunatic Jedi and InsaneSith.*

"Power suit, stealth mode."

*becomes transparent and saddles up on a nearby speeder.*

"This should help distract any unwary guards from getting in our way. It'll be as if they think that ghosts have haunted their bikes!"


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Old 01-25-2003, 09:44 PM   #43
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Lunatic quickly hops on a speeder and drives it into the closing shuttle cargo door. He hops off, moves to the cockpit, punches in the the coordinates and hits the autopilot. He then hurries back to the cargo bay and mounts the speeder again.

Their stomachs lurch as the ship lifts off and beelines toward the southwestern continent...


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Old 01-25-2003, 11:36 PM   #44
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*through comlink*
"I need to do one more thing, I'm detecting an alien launch pad near here, They're about to launch something into space. I'm gonna switch whatever they have in there with one of my recon satelites, it'll give us a holo-map of the city for planning, besides, whatever they're launching can't be good for us and we can take it out of commision."
*heads with tank into launch pad undetected. Disguises himself as a engineer making final checks, replaces Ion Power Satelite with Recon Satelite. Right after launch i plant some bombs on launch pad and fuel reserves. Once he escapes he detonates the bombs, causing a huge explosion that destroys the launch center entirely*
"Mission accomplished, you should be getting city maps and data about now"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-26-2003, 07:46 PM   #45
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*Lunatic receives the area data on the shuttle's transmission screen and imputs it to the radar.*

"Woah, this is their industrial capital! Taking this place over will defnitely increase our production."


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Old 01-27-2003, 02:10 PM   #46
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Waa - whats beeps!

Past experience leads me to assume bomb... Well - we are at war.
Thankfully it its only my compad.

I dispatch a few more of the swines that shot me down! There can't be another AA gunner around here for miles! hehehe!

Ummm... Industrial sector - perhaps I can fix poor old Flash...

The rope to Flash's less than majestic sled, mad almost entirely of B-Wing wreckage (keepin it in the family!) is in hand as I drudge my way southwards, and hopefully to full strength.

If these alien bastards thought I was ticked, Flash is REALLY gonna cause some looks!



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Old 01-27-2003, 05:11 PM   #47
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"I've detected two weaknesses for the wall, one is the power generator for the whole city, the other is an armory, if we blow one up there's gonna be some fireworks on the wall, we can sneak into the city in the tank, but i need someone to come with me. I'm gonna make some space for the hardware by taking out some of the less needed things in the tank. I need two more people to come with me. Meet me at this coordinates"
*sends everyone his coordinates*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-27-2003, 07:05 PM   #48
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*Receives Joke's coords*

Topshot:"Hmm, the industrial capital, huh? I could probably manufacture some weapons for us from there! Hang on, Joke, I'm coming!"

*prepares plans for the modified golden gun, the devastation chain, and his super-charged Blastek Pistol, and runs off to Joke's location.*


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Old 01-27-2003, 08:55 PM   #49
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*prepares tank for more room, emptying everything unnecesary (IE: Alien life support, alien medicines, manuals, Alien radio and the gravity control.)*
"good to hear it topshot, I'll start working on my 'special recepe' "


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-27-2003, 10:37 PM   #50
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"I'm glad to hear that you can cook . "


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Old 01-27-2003, 11:18 PM   #51
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*while waiting for night to fall for the attack to commence insanesith makes a warm meal.*


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Old 01-28-2003, 09:49 PM   #52
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*While sneaking into the abandoned industrial building, Topshot radios Joke and the others.*

"All clear. The aliens must have used this abandoned research facility to create mutant hybrids. I've found some equipment we could use. A DNA replicator, an enhanced fusion cutter, and some machine I can't describe, but it looks like it was used to create other weapons just by feeding it a sheet of a person's battle statistics. In other words, they could create weapons even more powerful than all of us combined! Luckily, I brought plans for the extension to the golden spoon saber. It's called the golden gun hilt. It's supposed to magnify the power of the golden spoon 10 times. It connects to the butt of the spoon saber's hilt."

*stashes plans in the hidden side panel of his power suit.*

"Anything up with you guys?"


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Old 01-29-2003, 03:59 AM   #53
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"not much here" says insane sith
*toggles scope to check the gaurd tower*
"i still dont see any gaurds in the tower" insanesith states while eating his chicken.
"after you plant the bomb come up here and we can eat some more chicken"


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Old 01-29-2003, 07:40 AM   #54
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*looking through sniping rifle*
"Gaurds still there, but not for long"
*a silenced shot is heard, then gaurd grabs chest and falls over the rail, and lands on top of another gaurd killing them both *
"ouch, thats gotta hurt"
(OOS: this happened to me in Metal Gear Solid 2, tanker chapter i was )


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-29-2003, 10:25 PM   #55
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*switches cloaking device on.*

"Great. The alarm went off!"

*Quickly builds weapons, plants the bomb in the reactor control room of the base. Sets the bomb's timer*

"1 hour, and this baby's smoking! It's just enough time for us to escape unharmed!"

*Starts running like hell.*


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Old 01-30-2003, 07:51 AM   #56
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*runs to garage, putting bombs on all the alien veichles to avoid pursuit*
"Comeo on, we need to head to the armory"
*arrives at tank and starts heating the engines*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-30-2003, 04:59 PM   #57
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Its nearing dark when I finally reach the factory.

My spooner sense is tingaling...

I leave my sled and droid pooch to investigate furthar...

Saber in one hand, blaster the other, I summon my final leg strength to kick open the door and dive roll through.

I come up on one knee, and what do I see before me?

A bloody Swampies Anonymous meeting!

'Looks like I was the last t get an invite then!'

topshot, jokemaster - even InsaneSith. Unfortunatley, their running the opposite direction...

'A slight change of plan,' calls topshot. 'We're staying else were. LEG IT!'

Strap in hand once more, I pull with all my might , suddenly aware of less than chirpy alien sentries behind us.

'Sod this!'

I stand my groud, calling back to my comrades, 'Its only twenty of them ...'

They keep running...

'...and they said the Swamp looks like just another Gungan city!'

Oooh - that got their attention!



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Old 01-30-2003, 05:55 PM   #58
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*targets a line of aliens*
*pulls trigger*
{the 5 aliens drop dead after the bullet flys through their heads}
"heh, too easy" insanesith says cockily
"jokemaster, i need cover while i get into second position." states insanesith over the radio.


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Old 01-30-2003, 06:25 PM   #59
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"got it"
*moves from spot to spot, hiding and shooting aliens with diffrent weapons, confusing them to the point of accidentaly shooting each other*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-30-2003, 06:51 PM   #60
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*moves into position*
*readys rifle*
" ok im in position, im ready to take out the gaurds at anytime lunatic." says insanesith over the radio


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Old 01-30-2003, 07:05 PM   #61
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*Overhears InsaneSith's radio transmission.*

"You really think you can take on a line of guards by yourself?"

Insane replied,"I'm very sure I can!"

"Remember the golden spoon I gave yah?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Take this with you!" *throws modified golden gun to Insane.*
"It's a power link option to the saber. You can use lightsaber blade as an energy shot! In other words, I made the gun to attachable to your golden spoon. Becareful though, it relies solidly on the healing power of the golden spoon's hilt in order for the saber blaster to work."


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Old 01-31-2003, 01:47 AM   #62
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As the alarm goes off, Lunatic whips out his rifle, ready for a forceful exfiltration, until he glances at the power generator, and the bombs on it. Suddenly something dawns on him.

"Oh crap! Topshot, we need the auxiliary generator intact so we can start the production as soon as we take over the continent. Without that power generator, this whole continent is useless. Can you move that bomb onto the other end of the generator? Sith and I will cover you."

Lunatic opens a comm link to InsaneSith.

"You ready up there? Topshot needs to reposition one of the bombs. I'm going to cover him from in here. There are probably several aliens about to storm the building. Pick off as many as you can and I'll take care of the rest."

InsaneSith replies "Roger that."

Suddenly, the door is kicked down and the energy bolts and bullets start flying. Lunatic cuts down two, and three are picked off by a single bullet from InsaneSith.

"Nice shot," says Lunatic over the comm channel.

Another wave of aliens files through the door. There are about 25, and these ones have grenades.

"Get down!" Lunatic barks to topshot as he dives behind some crates.


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Old 01-31-2003, 06:16 AM   #63
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*hears Lunatics messages on the comlink and heads twoard a good snipe position*
"I got you"
*starts sniping the aliens*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-31-2003, 03:54 PM   #64
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*Receives Lunatic's message. Quickly turns off bomb and ducks off to the side of some cargo. The alarm stops sounding off.*

Topshot:"Yeah, I can move it to the other side."

*Moves the bomb, stealthily, over to the other side of the auxiliary generator.*

"These guys are getting on my ****** nerves!"

*Takes out a modified version of Han Solo's blaster and blasts three holes into 5 alien guards.*


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Old 01-31-2003, 05:58 PM   #65
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{suddenly a alien tanker makes it way toward topshot}
*adjusts scope and aim for alien drivers head.*
*takes a shot killing the driver*
*reloads gun and aims for the steering column and shoots*
{the alien tanker makes a sharp turn into the alien base wall making a huge breach in the wall.*
" alright dropships bring the troops in at the breach" commands insane over the radio.


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Old 02-01-2003, 02:14 AM   #66
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After the aliens have been disposed of, Topshot suddenly whips by, screaming "RUN! RUN!"

Puzzled, Lunatic whirls around, and just manages to spot a freshly reset timer reading 00:30, and ticking rather quickly. Lunatic yelps and immediately begins sprinting for the door.

29...

Lunatic yells to Topshot, running alongside him, "Why did you set it for only 30 seconds?

28...

Topshot replies, "So that we'll take out as many as we can when the thing blows. They'll all be following us.

27...

"Hmmm, makes sense." muses Lunatic.

26...

An alien appears on a balcony above them and starts shooting.

25...

Lunatic whips out his rifle and shoots the alien. They keep running uninterupted for a bit.

24...
23...
22...
21...
20...

Three more aliens appear behind an aircraft.

19...

Topshot draws his blaster and blows their heads off.

18...
17...
16...
15...
14...

About ten aliens appear near the door. Topshot and Lunatic see that they must fight their way out.

13...

Lunatic eliminates one, and Topshot hits one in the leg, crippling it.

12...

The stumbling alien fires a shot to and takes a chunk out of the crates that they are hiding behind.

11...

Lunatic fires a single rifle shot that pierces the alien through the chest, killing it.

10...

Lunatic eliminates them all with a grenade, and they keep running.

9...
8...
7...

Topshot and Lunatic get out of the building, but are not out of the blast radius yet. They are faced with a hail of energy bolts. Still, they have only 7 seconds left and decide to run for it.

6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

Lunatic and Topshot leap into the air.

0...

BOOM

Lunatic and Topshot are hurled through the air by the blast, and Lunatic lands face down in the mud.

A few familiar voices chirp over the comm.

"You okay Lunatic?"

The only response is a muffled "Yes" followed by an equally muffled "Ow."


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Old 02-01-2003, 06:16 AM   #67
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Topshot tries to get up.

"Ow, I think I broke my leg! Get a medic here, stat!"


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Old 02-01-2003, 11:56 AM   #68
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"I was afraid this would happen, there's no expert medic here, just us. I'll go get the first aid kit, find something to hold his leg meanwhile"
*goes into tank to find his backpack and first aid kit*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-02-2003, 11:34 PM   #69
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*runs to topshot with firstaid kit*
"here you go man"says insane sith to topshot
*runs to destroyed base and kills surviving aliens.*


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Old 02-05-2003, 06:32 PM   #70
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*gets topshot and Lunatic Jedi to tank*
"Insane, get over here. We're heading to the armory"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-05-2003, 06:40 PM   #71
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A dusty wind slowly breezes over the bloodied ground. ckcsaber steps out from the shroud and dusts off his jacket.

As he takes a look at his surroundings, while clutching his spear, he sees a tank a little in the distance.

Eager to join his fellow Sampies he runs to the tank and is greeted by Jokemaster, topshot, and Lunatic Jedi....
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Old 02-05-2003, 06:50 PM   #72
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*joins up with the rest*
"so whats the plan?" asks insanesith.


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Old 02-05-2003, 07:00 PM   #73
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*takes out heat signature, and pictures taken by satelite*
"OK, the plan is this, this is their armory, most of their backup weapons and tanks are located here, there are 5 major sections to be bombed. There's the Motor section, that houses all their veichles, incuding aircraft. There's Explosives, includes Detonators, Dynamite and other stuff. Then there's Explosive weaponry, which houses their Rocket Launchers and bazookas. Main Weapons, which includes blasters and the like. Finally there's the barracks, on which bombs have to be planted on the outside and exits blocked to kill as many aliens as we can at a time. Take your pick: I chose Motor section"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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ckcsaber's eyes gleam when he hears jokemaster describe the barracks.

"I've got the barracks" ckcsaber simply states.

"I want to see the bastards before I blow em' to pieces."
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"OK, do you need some explosives?"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-05-2003, 11:11 PM   #76
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"I'll take the Explosives section by storm! Nothing cooks aliens without a little fire and brimstone now, does it?"

*Takes out a pack of matches.*

"I'm healed enough to run. The bone healed like glue fixing wood. I should be able to make it out of there in.....oh, I don't know 5 or 10 minutes give or take."


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Old 02-06-2003, 07:00 AM   #77
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"oh, almost forgot. You see some new technology and try to grab some of it. Blueprints, the items themselves, it doesn't matter what."


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-06-2003, 06:37 PM   #78
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ckcsaber says "yes, I think I'll be needing some explosives. Once we have everyone ready, we will need to sychronize our attacks, so the aliens will REALLY be in confusion."
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Lunatic dons his stealth suit.

"I'll take the main weapons department. I'll try to cart off as many weapons as I can before I blow the place."

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