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Old 02-07-2003, 12:14 PM   #81
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Clutching his spear to his chest, and his hat to his head, ckcsaber moves stealthily along, running thru the shadows. Not far behind is InsaneSith, gripping the explosives.

"The barracks are just ahead. We can plant the bobs all over the place so we can really blow these b@stards up. Lets go" states ckcsaber.

InsaneSith gives a stern nod of his head, as the two move forward.....
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Old 02-07-2003, 07:19 PM   #82
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Topshot radios JokeMaster and informs him that he's just found the Explosives factory and located the blueprints for a combined neutron-particle chaser missile and a heavy duty modified Imperial Assault Cannon.

"I'm taking these blueprints. They may be good for something...."

*Plants bombs inside the factory. Sets their timers for 8 minutes.*

"The bombs are planted here! I'm dashing outta here!"


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Old 02-07-2003, 07:52 PM   #83
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*heads to Motor section*
"It must be that building over there"
*snipes the few aliens there and runs toward it.*
"I found it."
*pours gasoline all over the place, grabs blueprints for some tanks and a super-fast all-terrain veichle.*
"got some plans, planting bombs and heading back"
*plants bombs on each of the veichles. and heads back to tank.*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-07-2003, 08:05 PM   #84
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As ckcsaber and InsaneSith come upon the barracks, something moves in the shadows.

An alien grunt leaps out and stares at the 2 swampies.

InsaneSith grabs his blaster just as the alien runs away.

"Blast him, Insane! Don't let him alert the others!" yells ckcsaber.

A myriad of bolts fly out of InsaneSith's blaster, but to no avail, as the alien reaches the doors of the barracks, screaming an alert to all the others.

"Lets get these bombs planted, and get our arses out of here!" yells InsaneSith as he runs towards the barracks.

As the 2 begin planting the explosives, a group of aliens emerges from the barracks. "Keep on planting the bombs, I'll try and buy us some time!" shouts ckcsaber.

As he flourishes his spear the aliens move forward pulling out their crude swords. ckcsaber dashes forward spear cutting and stabbing thru the aliens.

Desperatly InsaneSith plants one of the bombs, and looks up to see ckcsaber becoing overwhelmed, no longer on the offensive, but knocking away swings for his dear life!......
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Old 02-07-2003, 10:52 PM   #85
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*through comlink*
"ckcsaber, InsaneSith, where are you?"
*no response, then some fighting noises*
"The hell, I knew we shouldn't have sent them so close to the enemy"
*calls topshot on the comlink*
""topshot, it seems ckcsaber and Insane are in some trouble, I'm gonna see what it is. I'll get back to you."
*heads to barracks and looks through a sniper rifle, finding ckcsaber surrounded.*
"Topshot, Lunatic, we need backup at barracks"
*snipes some of the aliens, distracting/confusing them, giving ckcsaber a chance to kill a few more*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-08-2003, 12:59 AM   #86
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All of a sudden, 5 of the heads of the alien soldiers facing ckcsaber mysteriously disappear from their shoulders.

Thinking this was the work of Craig, Jokemaster wonders if he came to help, but all worries vanished when Topshot walked out of the darkness of a shady area.

Topshot:"How do you all like my new trick? Quick strike. You gotta
love it!!!"

*Pulls out his trusty Wind Blade from out of thin air.*


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Old 02-08-2003, 03:44 AM   #87
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Lunatic, now disguised and deftly smuggling weapons out of the weapons depot, receives a distress call from the barracks.

He takes a last load of weaponry back to his shuttle, now loaded with armaments, and hops in. As he guns the engines, he produces a remot from his pocket and with a sly little smirk, presses the button, then laughs at the fireworks as the depot goes up in flames.

Glancing over the horizon, he sees several other distant explosions. He grins.

"Perfect," he mutters.


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Old 02-08-2003, 10:29 PM   #88
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As an alien blade flies towards ckcsaber, he shrinks back waiting for the death blow. Suddenly a small popping sound, followed by a splat opens ckcsaber's eyes. The aliens head was now only a pile of green craps thanks to some serious sniping on Jokemasters part.

Hastily ckcsaber tips his hat in the direction of the sniping, a small thanks for his life. He whips his spear up and spins in towards the remaining 5 aliens left.

His spear quickly slids in and out of the chest of one alien, and he parries away the strike of another. Jumping back he yells
"Insane, hurry up, because even if I manage to get rid of these bastards, more will come!"

With a sigh, he brings his spear back up, and leaps forward, spear twirling aboves his head.

He sourly mutters "it never ends....
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Old 02-08-2003, 11:45 PM   #89
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*continues sniping Aliens, covering ckcsaber*
"come on, hurry up Insane"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-09-2003, 12:11 AM   #90
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Twin blades twirling in his hands, Topshot never ceases to amuse himself. Head after alien head, he thrashes them all, putting up a little defense for the others while they attack on offense.

He's just begun using all of his kung-fu moves to send most of the aliens to the scrap heap. He begins to think if these aliens will ever give up and die.

Just as soon as Jokemaster prepares another sniper shot, Topshot had spotted three more aliens making their move at a rapid speed, blades aimed for Jokemaster, ckcsaber, and InsaneSith. As fast as the three aliens were going, Topshot no longer hesitated to warn the others.

"EVERYONE DUCK!!!!!!"

As fast as the blades flew, Topshot had come out dicing and slicing the evil demons into halves and fourths.

"Just how many of these guys are there????" he ponders to himself, whilst quickly evading three blows to the chest, kneck, and head.

Just as quickly as he was attacked, he just as quickly defended.


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Old 02-09-2003, 12:21 AM   #91
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Pulling his spear out of the shoulder of an alien, ckcsaber quickly turns around and flicks the spear into the face of a rushing grunt. He sees Topshot out of the corner of his eye, twisting in mid-air, slashing the aliens around him. The continous sounds of bullets fill the air, as Jokemaster meticulously picks off the aliens one by one.

Behind all the chaos, Insanesith plants his third bomb, and gets up to plant the final 2 bombs on the other side of the building. He hears a distant shout from Jokemaster to hurry just as an explosion rips thru the air.

The former weapons depot was ablaze. The aliens, horror stricken, quickly qipe off the astonishment from their faces as they continue their attack.

Lunatic Jedi's voice crackles in over ckcsaber's comm. "The weapons depot is finished. Get your jobs done, and we will regroup. Lunatic, out."

With a grim sigh, all ckcsaber can mutter is "hurry, Insane, hurry"....
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Old 02-09-2003, 07:26 AM   #92
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As Lunatic gazes west, crouching atop a ridge near the destroyed weapons depot, he notices that the base should have been bombed by now. Something must be wrong. He gets in the shuttle and hurries to the last surviving base.

Upon arrival, he sees that InsaneSith is weaving his way through the barrage of gunfire to reach the bomb locations, Topshot is now a glittering blur surrounded by some assorted flying alien limbs, ckcsaber is impaling enemies left and right, and Jokemaster is sniping frantically to keep the aliens away from Insane.

Lunatic parks the shuttle just east of the base and crouches in the shadows just beneath the guard tower from which Jokemaster is sniping. He produces his F2000 rifle and cocks his head to look through the scope. He alters the firing mode to single shot, and begins sniping aliens.

Alarmed, Jokemaster looks down at Lunatic, who waves, grinning jocularly...


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Old 02-09-2003, 08:14 AM   #93
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Old 02-09-2003, 05:07 PM   #94
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Cool Guy Feel free to do so, Flanders......

Topshot keeps twirling in mid air in a blaze of crimson, slashing and bashing alien heads.

Looking to the horizon, he sees someone running into battle the aliens, but he can't quite tell who it is. He quietly waits and watches from the cliff of the base, waiting for the call for help again.


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 02-12-2003, 12:42 AM   #95
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*gasping for air*
"im bleeding really bad.


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Old 02-12-2003, 10:22 AM   #96
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ckcsaber, his spear a blur, as he defends the blows coming towards him from all angles. He sees, from the corner of his eye, InsaneSith plant the last bomb. ckcsaber hastily jumps back, ready to escape, but as InsaneSith gets up and readies himself to leave, an alien grunt leaps at Insane from the shadows, impaling his leg, before InsaneSith finally delivers a killing blow to the Alien’s neck.

Quickly, ckcsaber yanks out his comm unit, while avoiding attacks from everywhere. “The bombs have been planted, Topshot fall back! Lunatic and Jokemaster, I need cover fire to go get InsaneSith, who has been wounded. We’ve got 2 minutes before this place blows up! ckcsaber out!”

Pulling his hat to his head, and patting his lucky dice in his pocket, he runs across the field of alien grunts, towards InsaneSith…..
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Old 02-12-2003, 07:42 PM   #97
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Seeing his comrade InsaneSith in severe pain, Topshot quickly jumps down from the cliff where he watches for enemies and allies, bringing along a med-kit and some bacta. He and ckcsaber meet at the same point where they were planning to help InsaneSith heal.

Topshot:"How bad is the wound, InsaneSith? How much pain do
you feel?!"

InsaneSith, clutches the place where he was hit, and replies,"The pain is excruciating! I feel like I'm dying!"

Topshot:"Try to hang a while longer! Ckcsaber, did you carry along the hilt that I gave to InsaneSith while we were fighting the aliens at the temple of the spoons?"

InsaneSith:"I can't hold on any longer!!!!"

Topshot tries to prolong the damage by soothing the wounded body parts with his medical combat training while at the Rebel Training Academy on Bespin. He quickly takes out the salves, healing herbs, and the emergency bacta unit out from his medkit.

Using his expertise, Topshot quickly carries InsaneSith to the forests of the planet. After finding a well hidden spot, Topshot quickly sets up an emergency camp and lays InsaneSith on a cot. He then steps outside for a moment and waits for ckcsaber to get the golden spoon saber hilt.


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Old 02-12-2003, 08:33 PM   #98
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ckcsaber runs towards the fallen InsaneSith, thru the mob of Aliens. The grunts fall down one by one as they are picked off by Lunatic Jedi and Jokemaster. As he comes upon the fallen body a shadow creeps up on ckcsaber, who continues forwards unknowing.

The grunt silently unseathes his sword, while his feet quietly pad their way behind ckcsaber. The grunt, sword upraised, brings down the sword....only to find himself bleeding.

The grunt stares dully at his stomach, feeling the windblade which had impaled him. With a thud he falls to the dusty ground.

Hearing the grunt fall, ckcsaber whips around, spear ready, to find the corpse, and a smug Topshot who cooly pulls his blade out of the aliens chest.

"I knew you'd need help ckc, so don't try and get me to fall back again." says Topshot.

All ckcsaber can do is give Topshot a firm nod, a thanks, and mutter "blasted luck" under his breath.

As the 2 come upon InsaneSith, Topshot quickly falls upon his knees and does his best to soothe InsaneSith. Meanwhile, ckcsaber watches their backs, eyes open for other sneaking aliens.

"Do you still have the spoon hilt from the Swamp ckcsaber?" asks Topshot. "I will need it to fully heal InsaneSith. He was hit with with a toxin I have never seen before, and only the power of the spoon can heal him."

ckcsaber brightly replys" Yes! I've still got it. It is just in my...my...headhunter...which crash landed on this godforsaken planet." he finishes sadly.

"The spoon hilt is near indestructable ckcsaber." replys Topshot.

"Right, I'll go search the wreckage for the hilt. Meanwhile, you take InsaneSith up to those forests up there. i will tell the others to try and rendevous with you." ckcsaber says while walking away.

"Lunatic, jokemaster, can you hear me? This is ckcsaber and Topshot has InsaneSith. I need to go find the spoon hilt in order to heal Insane. Try and meet up at that forest bordering the barracks compound. I will go as quickly as I can. ckcsaber out."
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Topshot reassures Insane that he'll survive once he's re-energized by the saber's glowing handle.

"This is not your time to die, Insane. Heaven has reserved your time die on another day. One thing I forgot to mention, the saber hilt cannot work without it's destined user. That user is you......."


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With InsaneSith safely evacuated to a forest on the outskirts of the area, Lunatic takes a few more potshots and runs for his shuttle. The bomb is only a few seconds away from going off.

As his shuttle lifts off, the first charge detonates, setting off reactions in the nearby storage tanks filled with flammable chemicals. The subsequent explosions annihilate the depot in the most massive blast he's seen in all the night's attacks. He wonders what those chemicals were to set off an explosion like that. He doubles the shuttle back and begins searching the wreckage with an atmospheric scanner. He finds a few traces of what appears to be the chemical. He picks up the traces and heads over to the small medical encampment in the forest to see if he can get his mobile lab equipment working.

As he approaches a med tent, he sees a few wounded soldiers, and InsaneSith with Topshot by his side, trying his best to stop the bleeding. He approaches.

"So, is he okay?" he asks.

"I don't know," replies Topshot. "The poison in that spear contained an enzyme that's keeping the blood from coagulating around the wound, so I just can't stop the bleeding."

Lunatic sinks his head slightly as InsaneSith groans softly and squirms a bit. Lunatic turns to him, placing his hand on his shoulder.

"You have to live through this, soldier. That's an order."

Wheeling around, Lunatic sets up his mobile lab and begins analyzing the mysterious chemical compound. He continues to work long in to the night...


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Old 02-14-2003, 10:22 AM   #101
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ckcsaber jumps off quickly, as the swoop bike comes to a halt, and runs towards the wreckage of his headhunter.

"It must be here, ckcsaber mutters. "Topshot said it was indestructible...."

Hastily ckcsaber drops to his knees, hands digging thru the rubble.

His search continues for another hour when he comes upon the remnants of what was once his headhunters storage compartment. He searches through it to find a small half burned cloth holding the spoon hilt.

He quickly pockets the hilt, and makes his way back to the swoop bike.

"It's gonna be a long ride back" he sighs......
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With Lunatic studying the poison and ckcsaber bringing back the saber, Topshot knows everything will be alright for his fallen comrade.

"It's only time before that alien's poison takes effect in InsaneSith's blood. And that is not good......" Topshot thinks to himself,"..........please hurry back, ckcsaber! I don't know if he can last much longer!"

Turning to Lunatic, he asks about the poison.

"Have you found out yet what type of poison that was?"

"As of yet, I do not know. I'm going to study the poison for a possible antidote."

"Well, let's hope you find one soon........"

"Don't worry about it, Topshot. I'll find one."

"Thanks."


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Old 02-14-2003, 11:25 PM   #104
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Lunatic delicately pours a calcium-nitrogen compound into a flask containing a few little millileters of poison... and nothing happens. He swears under his breath, and whirls his chair around to one of the other many desks in the lab. As he turns, he inhales sharply, also inhaling a bit of pepper lurking on a plate containing a half-eaten meal from earlier that night. He starts to gear up for a sneeze, and by a sheer act of fate, he sneezes right into the mixture. It suddenly turns green and begins to bubble.

Lunatic's eyes widen and he leaps from his chair, closes the flask, and runs toward the medical tent, screaming "I've done it! I've done it!"


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Old 02-15-2003, 08:15 AM   #105
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Meanwhile...

Flanders is trying to reach Lunatic by running as fast as he can! But Flanders falls over and is ambushed by aliens!
"Help me for god sake!"
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Old 02-15-2003, 08:23 AM   #106
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Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-15-2003, 11:58 AM   #107
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"So, you found an antidote, Lunatic?"


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"So, you found an antidote, Lunatic?"

ckcsaber steps thru the flap of tent, one hand holding his spear, the other tightly gripping the spoon hilt.

"Antidote or no, we have the spoon hilt now, not just to heal Insane, but to help us with our war with the Aliens." ckcsaber says as he hands Topshot the hilt.
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Old 02-15-2003, 01:49 PM   #109
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"Thanks, ckcsaber."

Turning to the ailing InsaneSith, he hands the saber hilt to it's master.

"Here, take this."

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Turning to the others, Topshot is spread with a look of awe.

"Well, that was a cure!"


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Old 02-16-2003, 05:51 AM   #110
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Lunatic looks disappointed.

"You mean my antidote is worthless now? My sweat and blood... and a little mucus, went into this thing and now I have nothing to use it for? This sucks. Oh well. InsaneSith is okay and that's all that matters..."

Lunatic haphazardly tosses the flask over his shoulder. It flies through the tent flap and lands outside. The flask breaks and there is a sudden explosion. The concoction explodes and burns with a power greater than that of napalm. Everyone stands by the small burning patch of grass with wide eyes. They exchange devious glances, and all say at once...

"I think we have a new weapon..."


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Old 02-16-2003, 10:20 PM   #111
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"Gosh! If Insane drank that stuff, he would've been dead in minutes! Now that he's cured and all, what shall we call this new weapon? The Napalm Grenade?"


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Old 02-17-2003, 07:22 AM   #112
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"Or how about the bomby fire sneeze bubbly... no, no... Napalm Grenade is good. Yeah, Napalm Grenade. I'll go start making some more."

Lunatic returns to his lab and begins replicating the material...


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Old 02-17-2003, 09:18 AM   #113
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*gets up*
whats going on? insane sith questions.


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Old 02-18-2003, 06:50 PM   #114
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"You were poisoned. For a while, you were knocked out due to the effect it was having on you. Luckily, ckcsaber, Lunatic Jedi, and myself have cured you of that ailment."

*Looks outside the tent.*

"Uh-oh! Looks like those aliens found where we were hiding!"

Lunatic: "How many are out there?"

Topshot:"About 10 of 'em. Each are carrying high impact
weapons. Looks like we'll have to kill them before they
reach our view......"


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Old 02-18-2003, 10:12 PM   #115
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*picks up sniper rifle and starts shooting at the aliens*
"DIE ALIEN SCUM!!"
"did we get that base down i cant remember?*


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Old 02-19-2003, 12:24 AM   #116
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*Opens fire on the aliens with a massive chaingun*

"Yeah, we turned it into rubble!"


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Old 02-19-2003, 09:42 PM   #117
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*Takes out his katanas from the side hatch of the safety tent and starts slicing 'n' dicing. 10 more head for Topshot.*

"10 on 1, huh? Them's good odds to me!"

*Keeps twirling and whirling in a blur, slicing through aliens as if though he was dancing with his blades.*

"JokeMaster and Flanders are still at the ruins of the base! I'll hurry up and signal them!"

*Presses the emergency ally signal on his belt, calling the two.*

From the ground rose the same demon scum they had fought to destroy at the Temple of the Spoons. This time, he brought a few friends along.

Topshot looks back, only to get knocked aside by one of the demonic super-hulks.


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Old 02-20-2003, 05:29 AM   #118
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"Oh crapwads..."

Lunatic whips out his broadsword and hacks at one of the demon's ankles, severing it. The demon shrieks hideously as disgusting, thick blood gushes from the wound. Lunatic whirls his blade around and drives it through the agonizing creatures skull.

"One down..." he hisses.

He wheels around and jabs the tip of his keen sword into another demon's abdomen, doubling it over. He promptly withdraws the blade and, with a vicious slash, decapitates the abomination.

He turns to the tents and yells "JOKEMASTER! FLANDERS! WE COULD USE A LITTLE HELP OUT HERE!"


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Old 02-20-2003, 03:07 PM   #119
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ckcsaber lazily blows another smoke ring from his pipe. He lets out a content sigh as he sinks deeper into the chair.

Outside ckcsaber’s tent, there is the sound of fighting, and something that sounds a little like that demon they encountered at the Temple.

"JOKEMASTER! FLANDERS! WE COULD USE A LITTLE HELP OUT HERE!" yells Lunatic Jedi.

Pausing, ckcsaber decides wether or not he should join the fray. On one hand, he wasn’t ASKED to help so it might be rude to join in, but on the other hand it might be rude if he didn’t help out.

ckcsaber’s brain works furiously over his dilema, wether or not to join in the battle despite being asked to.

A decision was made for him when the huge demon ripped the tent out of the ground, leaving ckcsaber staring slackjawed at the moster looming overhead….
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"Uggh, what hit me?" Topshot questions, finally coming back to consciousness.


He looks to the now ruined tent, except it wasn't a tent he was seeing. Instead, he saw ckcsaber just standing there staring at the monster as if he didn't know what to do.

"I thought we killed that thing.........," he said, grimly,".........I guess there's no time to stand here and watch my friends get ripped to pieces..........."

With that said, Topshot quickly descends upon the beast and starts laying blow after devastating blow on the heavy creature. Face smashings, scissor take downs, back breakers. There was not a single move in the whole book of martial arts that Topshot couldn't remember, because he remembered those moves well.

After cutting off the demon's circulation, Topshot flips to his feet and, with one swift motion, throws ckcsaber one of his katanas.

"Here.....catch!!!!!!!"


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