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Old 02-21-2003, 01:40 AM   #121
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Lunatic lobs a grenade into a crowd of demons, tossing them through the air in a shower of limbs and thick, curdled blood. He unsheathes his twin katanas and jabs them in a demon's stomach, whirls around, stabs them in its stomach again, and then kicks it in the face, toppling its corpse over.

He whips out his dual pistols, leaps straight into the air, and starts shooting demons. The recoil of the twin pistols keeps him suspended in the air. He stops firing, somersaults in mid-air and lands in the center of a circle of dead demons.

He turns to the tents to see some particularly large demons attacking the tents.

"Oh hell," he mutters, and runs toward the tents...


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Old 02-21-2003, 11:39 AM   #122
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"HERE........ CATCH!" yells Topshot as he throws a Katana to ckcsaber.

He quickly snatches it out of the air and throws it into the face of a rushing alien.

Gunshots can be heard as Lunatic Jedi jumps thru the air, pumping metal into the aliens.

With the big Demon taken care of thanks to Topshot, ckcsaber slightly relaxes, but a shout of warning comes from Lunatic Jedi who hurridly points at the cause of his warning.

A pack of demons, the type they faced at the Temple, charges towards the remainder of the tents.

ckcsaber hastily grabs his spear and readies himself for the upcoming onslaught.....
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Old 02-22-2003, 05:17 AM   #123
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Lunatic dashes full speed toward the tent encampment. A few soldiers are desparately trying to fight off the demons, but with limited success. Lunatic holsters his guns and unsheathes his broadsword. He charges, shouting at the demons and immediately decapitates one with inhuman brutality. One of the demons roars and with a lash of its massive hand, tosses Lunatic aside like a ragdoll. This only makes him angrier. He leaps to his feet and stabs the demon through the chest until his sword exits out its back.

"Bastard," Lunatic mutters, rubbing his injured side, not seeing the demon creeping up behind him. It whacks him upside the head, and with a disoriented groan, Lunatic falls to the ground.


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Old 02-22-2003, 07:33 PM   #124
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2 of the demons leap towards ckcsaber. He quickly drops to the ground rolling away from the demons mad slashes. With a grunt, he leaps up, spear twirling overhead, cleaving the head off of 1 demon, while slashin the arm of the other.

ckcsaber jumps back, gasping for air, spear spinning with a flourish, knocking away the fierce attacks from the angry one-armed demon. ckcsaber is slowly pushed back by this fierce onslaught, until a "thwap" rushes past ckcsaber's ear. A katana firmly plants itself into the demons head, thanks to Topshot.

With a cry, Topshot points to a Demon creeping behind Lunatic Jedi. ckcsaber gathers himself, and runs full out towards Lunatic, but to no avail, as Lunatic is knocked unconscious. With a roar of fury, ckcsaber cruelly decapitates the demon and stands over the body of Lunatic, screaming for more help, as 4 demons begin running towards the 2.....
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Old 02-23-2003, 03:16 AM   #125
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Lunatic slowly begins to regain conciousness. Everything is a muddled blur, and all he can hear is chaotic yelling and the the wet crunching noises of blades tearing through demon flesh. Lunatic lifts his head a bit, then suddenly becomes aware of the blinding pain in his head and passes out again...


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Old 02-23-2003, 01:32 PM   #126
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"oh crap!"
*picks up saber and slaughters aliens*


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Old 02-24-2003, 07:31 AM   #127
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*arrrives in tank, sliding sideways, stopping between the demons and Lunatic/ckcsaber, creating a temporary shield against the demons*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-24-2003, 05:05 PM   #128
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ckcsaber yells into his comlink

"Someone get the Napalm Grenades! Hurry! Its our only chance to wipe out this many Demons!"
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Old 02-24-2003, 05:17 PM   #129
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*fumbles with grenade satchel, trying to get it open.*
Jokemaster: Hold on, maybe i got one...
*takes out a Napalm grenade*
Jokemaster: Damn, I only got one. We need some more


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-24-2003, 06:05 PM   #130
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Topshot takes 5 Napalm grenades from his suit's belt, pulls the trigger on each one, and throws the whole darn thing into the crowd of aliens trying to get to ckcsaber and Lunatic Jedi.

"Clear the area! NOW!"


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Old 02-24-2003, 06:58 PM   #131
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5 Napalm Grenades sail overhead ckcsaber and the unconscious body of Lunatic Jedi. A near silent "oh crap" is all ckcsaber can do before quickly grabbing Lunatic's body and hoisting him over his sholder. "Sorry buddy, but this may hurt" ckcsaber says before hurling Lunatic over the tank, safe on the other side. With Lunatic in the clear ckcsaber grabs his spear and hoists himself onto the tank. As ckcsaber stands up the napalm grenades explode, throwing ckcsaber in the air, and with a hard landing on the other side of the tank. He wearily gets up and mutters "it never ends".....
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Old 02-25-2003, 02:58 AM   #132
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Lunatic suddenly awakes, feeling a big impact as if he has just fallen. He finds himself lying face down in the dirt... or at least what appears to be dirt. His head still sears with pain and everthing is blurry and foggy. A figure sails overhead and lands a few feet next to him. Lunatic, not having any kind of conscious inhibition, smiles and asks the person, "Oh... that's a nice spear... its all shiny... are you the pizza man?"

He then promptly loses consciousness once again, to the disdain of ckcsaber.


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Old 02-25-2003, 11:01 AM   #133
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*serves as a distraction so the injured can be carried out*
"I'll cover ya'll! Get those guys outta here!"
*uses sabers to deflect blaster fire*
"MOVE OUT NOW SOLDIER!"
*is shot in right shoulder *
"AHH!!!"
*charges into the alien army swinging saber and yelling out a warriors cry*
"LONG LIVE THE SWAMPIES!!!!!! LONG LIVE......."
{a silence is heard as the last of the injured are taken back}
*lies on ground dying*
"Never let your spirit die!"
*lets the force take him*
(ckcsaber) "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"GO! NOW!!! Don't let my sacrifice be in vain" say insanesith


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Old 02-25-2003, 04:03 PM   #134
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*drags ckcsaber and leaves him with topshot and lunatic*
Jokemaster: I'm going back in, see if i can rescue him. You guys go back with the army and help them.


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-25-2003, 04:30 PM   #135
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"Nooooooooooo Insane!" ckcsaber cries as InsaneSith rushes headlong into the mob of aliens.

ckcsaber desperatly tries to revive the unconscious Lunatic Jedi, as a group of Alien Grunts begin running towards them.....
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Old 02-25-2003, 08:49 PM   #136
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"I shall be your guide."

(ckcsaber)"where should I go they're all over the place?!"

"Hurry rush toward the the tall bush!"


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Old 02-26-2003, 03:12 AM   #137
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Lunatic is quickly awoken by the butt of ckcsaber's spear.

"Muh... wuh?"

Lunatic's vision finally begins to clear and he struggles to his feet. He can now fully see the chaos as demons and aliens burn the tents, the wounded are led off, and those still able to fight struggle to fight off the alien advance. Lunatic shakes his head a bit to clear his vision further, and to his right recognizes InsaneSith's body keeled over in a pool of blood, and an alien captain dancing in the red river of his death. Lunatic let's out a cry that releases an explosion of grief and hatred that resonates from the farthest mountain, and charges at the captain, katanas held at the ready.

The alien captain unsheathes his blade as well, and beckons Lunatic mockingly. Lunatic first strikes a high blow to the left that is parried with some difficulty, taking a small chunk out of the captain's sword. They charge each other again and lock blades. Lunatic feels nothing. He is fueled only by his desire for revenge, and is without emotion. He fights in silence, and comes face to face with the alien captain. The captain snarls and attempts to stare him down, but Lunatic's face is without emotion, without sorrow, without fear. While the captain is taken aback by Lunatic's cold efficiency, he doesn't notice as Lunatic's steel-toed boot mashes his kneecap, breaking the lock and forcing him to hop back. The captain strikes a low blow to the right, which Lunatic lashes aside with one blade, and uses the other to pierce the captain's left shoulder. It shakes off the wound and stabs at Lunatic's midsection, but his blow is again parried, this time with enough force to throw the sword from the captain's hand. As it turns to retrieve its sword, Lunatic charges with no mercy and with unrivaled brutality, removes its head and sends it rolling a good thirty or so feet.

Lunatic kneels by the body of InsaneSith, checking for a pulse and a heartbeat, but hears nothing, only the cold silence of death.

"No... no... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Lunatic springs to his feet, unsheathing his broadsword and charges the alien and demon ranks, roaring his furious cries of grief and hatred...


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Old 02-26-2003, 10:02 PM   #138
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ckcsaber deftly knocks away the slashes attacking him from 2 alien grunts. He quickly leaps back, spear flashing, to stab one alien in the chest and with the blunt end knock the other at the temple. ckcsaber hears Lunatic's battle cry as Lunatic charges into a swarm of aliens. ckcsaber stands motionless as he sees blood fly around Lunatic, and hears the shrieks from the aliens. "Lunatics fury can only keep him alive for so long" ckcsaber thinks.

Pulling the brim of his hat lower he rushes towards Lunatic....
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Old 02-26-2003, 10:24 PM   #139
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*jokemaster fights furiously with his two blasters until an alien stabs him in the back with his spear, poisoning him*
Jokemaster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*falls to the ground and quickly pulls out the only antidote to the poison he currently has, but it only works if administered a minute after poison enters the bloodstream which gives him about 3 minutes.*
Jokemaster: where is that damn thing
*finally finds the antidote in a hypordermic (sp?) needle, stabs himself in the heart with it a'la "The Rock" and promptly passes out while some aliens take him prisoner, carrying him out of the battle into their main base*
((mesa thinks this is gonna be a huge casualties battle ))
(( EDIT BTW: the antidote is what made me pass out, not an alien))


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-28-2003, 07:55 PM   #140
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Seeing his allies falling to the ground like crushed bugs put a load of anger and grief into Topshot's soul. Like a crazed psychopath, he lets out a war cry like no other, forcing a feint red aura to suddenly surround his body.

"YOU *********!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED INSANESITH AND HURT MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THAT..........YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!!"

Enraged, Topshot powered up a bigger-than-normal Metroid Beam, then lets go of the trigger, forcing out a huge, destructive Metroid Blast enhanced by the power of the Dark Side.

To some extent, his body began to feel weary, but he didn't care. All he wanted was to utterly devastate the alien/demon threat.
Then he bellowed out:

"DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Still forcing all of his power, his rage, and sorrow onto one point, Topshot kept in the firing position, pushing the massive energy beam into the thick hordes of hostile aliens and demons. After a couple hours, the alien race known only as the Demonoids, had partially disappeared from their home world.

Topshot had then said,"I did it. I finally fulfilled my destiny.........."

After quietly quoting himself, he had fainted into a peaceful sleep.

Elsewhere, at Bespin's Bond & Havoc Academy for Snipers, a man sits at his desk in his office, suddenly receiving a vision of Topshot fainting. Quickly, he gets up from his seat.........

"Don't worry, little brother, your big brother Obi Bond is comin'! Havoc, ready the mobile suits! We're heading out!"


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"

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The battle stops with the sound of one last Demonoid falling to the ground. The planet is silent. All that remains is Lunatic. He glances about. The tent encampment has been decimated. The Swampy soldiers are all dead. InsaneSith still lies in a red pool. Jokemaster has been taken prisoner, ckcsaber is nowhere to be found, and topshot has fallen into a deep sleep. Lunatic stands in the field of death and annihilation, panting, and casually wipes some sweat from his brow.

He turns around, looking at the bloodied ground, while simoultaneously speaking into the comm.

"Attention: All available soldiers, leave your current continent and come to the northwestern continent. Jokemaster has been captured, and we need to get him out before we can even think about making the last assault on their capital."

Lunatic lets out a heavy sigh and walks over to Topshot, hoists him over his shoulder. He trudges over to his shuttle, his shoulders slumped over both his physical and psychological burden. He props Topshot up against the copilot's seat, and lifts off, making a beeline for the main base on the northwestern continent...


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Old 03-01-2003, 05:30 PM   #142
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Slowly drifting in and out of confusive sleep, Topshot looks at the controls of Lunatic's ship, then to Lunatic.

"Cool ship thingy.......ugggh.....are you Samus?"

He then passes out again.

Meanwhile, Obi Bond prepares to take off in his ship, The Tension Dragon. Mobile Suit stored in the cargo bay, he questions his motives.

"Now, if I were my little brother, where would I be? Sigh, never mind. I'll try radioing one of the nearby ships on my way out......."


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 03-01-2003, 11:23 PM   #143
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Lunatic raises an eyebrow to Topshot's bizarre question.

"No, I'm just Lunatic. Sleep now. You're going to need all the rest you can get..."

Suddenly Lunatic receives a transmission from a location that he can't even find on the star charts.

"Hello?"

"Yeah, this is Obi Bond."

"Erm... who?"

"Never mind that. Where's Topshot?"

"He's right here. He's kind of zonked out. He flew into this insane rage and I guess it took a lot out of him."

"I see. Well in that case, we're on our way over to assist the invasion effort."

"Good. Land at these coordinates on the Northwestern continent..."

Lunatic inputs the location of the main base on the northwestern continent.

"Very good. We'll be there in about 14 hours. Over and out."

The screen blackens. Lunatic nods his head a bit and smiles. Looks like their luck is turning around...


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Old 03-02-2003, 05:11 PM   #144
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A pile of debris slightly shudders. Low mumbling can be heard coming from out of it. A gloved hand swiftly bursts from the pile....
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Obi's Interogation Droids scan the baren wasteland for any signs of remaining life. The droids start beeping and sending red signals back to the ship.

Obi:"Looks like there's a little life left down on that planet. From the scanners it looks like a survivor from the battle! D12, prepare the ship's infirmary bay! We're going to bring in some survivors!"

A tall, silver protocol droid responds,"As you wish, Master Bond...." and walks off to the back of the ship.

After landing the ship on the Demonoids' homeworld, Obi sees a hand coming out of the ground. Running over to help, Obi digs ckcsaber out of the huge pile of ash and mud......


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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ckcsaber is pulled out of the debris by Bond. With a moan, he comes to. A scar runs down his left cheek, done by the work of an alien blade. He wearily stands with the help of his spear, used as a walking staff, and topshot.

With his hat drooped crazily to the side of his head, ckcsaber and topshot make way to the ship.

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Old 03-03-2003, 08:35 PM   #147
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((Out of Character: I'm using 2 characters in this RPG now, ckcsaber. Just thought I'd let you know. Obi Bond is my second character. He helped you. Topshot is knocked out and travelling in Lunatic's ship. ))

Bond:"You okay, friend?"

ckcsaber:"I think so. I'm pretty damaged, but I can still make it to
your ship."


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As Lunatic lands on the base, he is mobbed by chattering logistics officers. With one aggressive sweep of his arm they promptly stop and sheepishly leave.

Immediately he receives a transmission from somewhere above the eastern ocean.

"This is Obi Bond. I've found ckcsaber and we're on our way."

"Ah. Good. Now we can start planning our assault to rescure jokemaster. ETA?"

"Just a few hours."

"Alright. See you then."

To pass the time, Lunatic takes on last look at the schematics of the prison facility where Jokemaster is being kept.


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Old 03-05-2003, 09:41 PM   #149
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After several hours of unconsciousness, Topshot finally comes to, gets up, and walks to the room where Lunatic is looking over his plans.

Topshot:"What happened? How did I get here?"


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Old 03-05-2003, 10:52 PM   #150
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Lunatic turns to view Topshot.

"I took you here. You went into some kind of crazy rage and killed all those aliens, then passed out. Oh, by the way... your brother, Obi Bond is on his way, and he's bringing plenty of reinforcements. First thing's first though. We need to rescue Jokemaster. These are the schematics of the prison facility. Look here."

Lunatic points to a small shaft on the hologram.

"If you and I and Flanders and ckcsaber head in through that ventilation shaft, we can disable the electrical systems. That way they'll be taken by suprise, and our troops can move in. We'll need about 300 men for this operation. 20 snipers, 50 heavy weapons guys, and 230 standard ground-pounding infantry. Could you go out and get those guys together? Tell them to meet in the mess hall."


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Old 03-06-2003, 06:10 PM   #151
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ckcsaber looked down at the swampies camp as the ship drew nearer. He looked at Obi Bond out of the side of his eye, methodically piloting the ship.

As the craft came down, ckcsaber gathered his spear and hat. He was lucky to still have them.

As the 2 got off the ship, Lunatic came out of the tent and told them the plan...
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Old 03-06-2003, 06:43 PM   #152
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Obi:"I've called for the men you'll need, Lunatic. They should be here at 0150 hours. Plus, I've brought plenty of Gala-Mechs to help deal with any suspicious enemy during the mission. Anything else, sir?"


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I think that'll be more than enough to annihilate those alien bastards. If the men will be ready by 0150 hours, we'll attack at 0200. We need to get Jokemaster out of there as quickly as we can. Those prison facilities sometimes have torture chambers and labs where they test all kinds of poisons on the prisoners.

Yech... nasty.


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Old 03-07-2003, 07:46 PM   #154
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Bond: Yeah, I'd suspect that they'd have heavy weaponry also. As for any kind of toxins, I think Lunatic and I can find a cure for one if he is poisoned.

Topshot: Yeah. We must limit our casualties to just Bond and myself. Jokemaster is not an option for such a sacrifice!


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Old 03-08-2003, 06:42 PM   #155
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ckcsaber walks to his tent and prepares himself for the upcoming mission. He puts on his green coat, pats his breast pocket for his lucky dice, pulls his hat close to his head, picks up his bow and quiver, and shoulders his spear.

He walks out and awaits the others. He mutters under his breath "We're coming jokemaster."
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Old 03-08-2003, 09:37 PM   #156
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*regains conciousness while being carried*
If I let him now I'm awake, he'll knock me out, better fake it
*fakes conciousness and hears alien calling for others to meet him*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Coming out of nowhere, a man mysteriously appears and walks up to Topshot, Obi Bond, and the others.

???: Topshot called me over to help you guys out in this war.

Zehro:My name is Zehro and I don't want to break any ice or anything but I'm Toshot's and Obi Bond's brother. So do you guys need any help with any thing?


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On a ridge about 500 meters from the prison compound, hundreds of shadows gather and silently watch.

Lunatic mutters over the com net, "Snipers take your positions."

With these words, several snipers break off from the mass of soldiers and melt into the night.

"Okay. Infantry and heavy weapons, you wait here. When we give the signal that the security systems are disabled, everyone start shooting."

"Ckcsaber, topshot, bond, let's go."

They slowly slink down the hillside, dodging searchlights. They make their way to the ventilation shaft. They break into the shaft and crawl about ten meters before Lunatic stops.

"Okay. We're going to take out their main power generator, but first we're going to take out their auxilary generator. That way we'll be able to take them by suprise. Oh... and you might need these..."

Lunatic hands out nightvision goggles.

"When the power goes, its going to be real dark, and we need to make sure we can see what's going on. Okay, follow me."

They continue to crawl through the shaft toward the auxilary generator...


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The 4 halt as they come upon the grating above the auxilary generator room. The generator emmitted a low hum. As ckcsaber began to pull off the grating, alien murmers came up towards them.

Lunatic signaled Topshot to come forward and lift the grating as Bond and ckcsaber prepared themselves to jump down.

Removing his bow, ckcsaber pulled an arrow out of his quiver and waited for Bond to unholster his weapons.

With a quick cut of his hand, Lunatic gives the signal and topshot lifts the cover.

As ckcsaber drops down he quickly lets fly an arrow which hits its mark, the breast of an alien, and reaches for another as Bonds silenced carbines pump out bullets....
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Zehro comes in in stealth armour and touches topshot's arm: "What should I do? I've got 2 swords and three guns."

Topshot: "Stand guard."

Zehro mutters under his breath "Fine, but I was hoping for charge forward and anihilate."

Zehro walks back and stands guard.


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