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Old 02-09-2003, 04:11 PM   #1
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*i din`t know if I can do it but i`lll do it anyways* lets start a bar Fight!!!

*picks up a beer bottle and smashes half of it on the counter* unguard!!!


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Old 02-09-2003, 04:15 PM   #2
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ckcsaber looks over his drink to see a man standing by the bar counter, holding a broken bottle.

Cooly, he picks up his spear and knocks him on the side of the head with the blunt end.

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Old 02-09-2003, 04:41 PM   #3
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Smacks ckcsaber with a Dodger baseball bat,

*is knocked out for 5 posts*

Anyone want to brawl outside?

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Old 02-09-2003, 04:54 PM   #4
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*Walks in*
*kills himself*

Something like that?


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Old 02-09-2003, 05:19 PM   #5
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*wakes up*

*goes to ZBomber`s corpse*

*pokes it with a stick*

*gets lightsaber out*
come on havart you

*uses force grip and raises RatmJedi 10 feet off the ground with his left arm*

now you shall feal my pain!!

* Darth Zaius then raises his lightsaber, using the force from his other hand and cuts off Ratmjedi`s arms and legs off slowly, turns off the lightsaber with the force, puts it into his belt, raises Ratmjedi higher, and slams him down, then uses force drain and lightning off and on untill he dies* *Ratmjedi is dead for 6 more posts, untill cloned*


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Old 02-09-2003, 05:59 PM   #6
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come on, any challengers, i am getting impatient


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Old 02-09-2003, 06:09 PM   #7
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*Sits in the mod and admin corner of the bar and orders 3 drinks. one for Lexx, one for Rogue 15 and one for himself.*

its ok for you kids to fight... but keep it civilized

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Old 02-09-2003, 06:30 PM   #8
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thanks for your positive input Wraith 8, and I promise you, the next challenger`s death shall be even more gruesome.


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Old 02-09-2003, 06:35 PM   #9
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I get up from my seat in the bar and do a few quick stretches. Then i run over and tackle Wraith 8 off his chair.

"Come on Lynk, back me up!"


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Old 02-09-2003, 06:52 PM   #10
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"Now now. Leave the mods alone!"

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Old 02-09-2003, 06:58 PM   #11
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*watches what is going on* wow

*walks to tie guy`s knocked out body and pokes it with a stick*

im sorry but I have an obsession of doing things like this, please forgive me, anyways if anybody wants to challenge me, ill be in my quarters

*goes into a private penthouse ontop of the cantina with some twi`leks and waits for a challenger*


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Old 02-09-2003, 07:05 PM   #12
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Hey, I'm the perosn who pokes peopel around here!

*throws Zaius into lava*


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Old 02-09-2003, 07:35 PM   #13
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i don`t think so...

*darth Zaius jumps from a corner of a ledge from the volcano and back-flips behind ZBomber,Darth Zaius then thrusts his right hand into ZBombers back, moves his hand around a bit, and grabs on to his spine, tugs a bit rips out the whole skeleton out of his body, and throws it down as his flesh and muscle collapse onto the ground ala Sub Zero, Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance*

good thing im wearing gloves

*ZBomber is dead for 6 posts, untill cloned*


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Old 02-09-2003, 07:53 PM   #14
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Since there have been no new challengers, i dub myself evil Sith Master of the Cantina, and yes have an evil day


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Old 02-09-2003, 07:54 PM   #15
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*teleports himself behind Zaius and silently removes yoink stick from holster*

*with one swift stroke, Rhett utters the magic incantations and the yoink stink lets forth a mighty burst of energy*

*the energy penetrates Zaius's head*

*Zaius screams and grabs his head*

*light starts shining out of all of Zaius's head holes*

*Zaius drops to the ground screaming just as his head explodes*




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Old 02-09-2003, 08:00 PM   #16
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"You killed Z you B######!" Runs to Zaius's dead body, "This is for you Z..."

Pokes corpse a few times. Does Dr. Evil laugh, "I am the most powerful drunk to be here!" Sees Rhett and frowns, "Ahhh crap..."

Takes out pepper spray and a lighter and uses the two to create a flame thrower and torches Rhett.

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Old 02-09-2003, 08:25 PM   #17
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But suddenly Katarn's flame shoots back and the entire canister explodes, leaving only bits and pieces of Katarn's charred limbs scattered across the cantina.


*Katarn is down for 4 posts*


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Old 02-09-2003, 08:27 PM   #18
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Quote:
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"You killed Z you B######!" Runs to Zaius's dead body, "This is for you Z..."

Pokes corpse a few times. Does Dr. Evil laugh, "I am the most powerful drunk to be here!" Sees Rhett and frowns, "Ahhh crap..."

Takes out pepper spray and a lighter and uses the two to create a flame thrower and torches Rhett.

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Thanks Katarn. Now i can rest in peace
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Old 02-09-2003, 08:30 PM   #19
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That was good Rhett. I'm still laughing my ass off

*Gets cloned from telephone booth*

*Walks out and sits on a stool and orders a Screwdriver*

So it looks like Rhett is the boss here. I pledge my alligience to Rhett.

Get's Darth Zaius corpse and throws it into the nearest star were he can't get cloned.


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Old 02-09-2003, 08:38 PM   #20
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ratmjedi

*Darth Zaius is out untill he reaches 1,000 posts*

Outta character: LMOA



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Old 02-09-2003, 08:43 PM   #21
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That was good Rhett. I'm still laughing my ass off

*Gets cloned from telephone booth*

*Walks out and sits on a stool and orders a Screwdriver*

So it looks like Rhett is the boss here. I pledge my alligience to Rhett.

Get's Darth Zaius corpse and throws it into the nearest star were he can't get cloned.


*Darth Zaius is out untill he reaches 1,000 posts*

Now lets see if we can get it so that his post count doesn't go up.


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Old 02-09-2003, 09:35 PM   #22
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or so you think *is in ghost form*



i still live on for there is no death but the force, and I have become more powerful than you could ever imagine, and I am going to haunt you Radmjedi untill the 1,000 posts run thier course so tough luck


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Old 02-10-2003, 01:22 AM   #23
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i still live on for there is no death but the force, and I have become more powerful than you could ever imagine, and I am going to haunt you Radmjedi untill the 1,000 posts run thier course so tough luck



He he he he he he he

I like being bad

You also spelled my name wrong so I guess your going to be haunting someone else that has has a d in there name instead of a t




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Old 02-10-2003, 05:21 AM   #24
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*sits in corner watching the action from a distance laughing*

Thanks for the drink Wraith 8, cheers!

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Old 02-10-2003, 07:01 AM   #25
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*sits in corner watching the action from a distance laughing*

Thanks for the drink Wraith 8, cheers!

*goes back to watching the action*
*gibles LeXX*
*Walks out bar full*


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Old 02-10-2003, 07:47 AM   #26
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*walks in and walks around the bar fight to the bar.*

I'll have a beer thanks...

*barman ducks as a chair almost hits him then gets the beer*

Thanx

*Lynk walks over to Wraithy and Lexx, chair, bottles and people flying past him all missing, he sits down with 'em*

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Ckcsaber wakes up, rubbing the bump on his head. He sees the broken dodger bat lying on the ground. Infuriated he goes to the corner and takes out a cage. Inside there is a screaming monkey.

He laughs manically to himself as he opens the cage door to release the “RABID RALLY MONKEY.”

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Old 02-10-2003, 12:42 PM   #28
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bah, just forget it, ill haunt somebody else

*begins to haunt leXX*


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Old 02-10-2003, 03:04 PM   #29
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*looks at Lynk*
oh.. your usual bar fight.

How's that drink Lexx? want another?
*dodges beer can *



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Old 02-10-2003, 03:23 PM   #30
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You mods are no fun!


I take out a highpowered disrupter rfile and turn the Rabid Rally Monkey into a smoldering pile of carbon.

*Rally Monkey is out permenantly**


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Old 02-10-2003, 03:43 PM   #31
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* now haunts Wraith 8*

boo!


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Katarn's ashes reform to his normal self, he runs to a pay phone.

"Yes, operator? Could you get me the ghost busters? Yeah, I'll wait."

The 4 men run in and capture Darth Zaius.

Katarn gets onto a table and points at the trapped ghost and does in his best Nelson voice, "Ha ha!"

Bashes beer bottle against bar, but it doesnt break. Goes to pool room and returns weilding duel pool sticks and yells in his best Ace Ventura voice, "Alrighty then!"

Whacks Tie Guy in head a few times, kicks him out in the back alley, and does Dr. Evil laugh again.

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Old 02-10-2003, 04:28 PM   #33
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"Rally Monkey, Nooooo...!' cries ckcsaber.

Hastily he hips out his Anaheim Angel Thunderstix, and begins wacking Katarn07 over the head. When he sees this is not doing anything, he calls Troy Glaus over to the bar and whack Katarn07 in the back of the head.

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Old 02-10-2003, 04:34 PM   #34
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*The counter spells Rhett casts before all fights take effect and restore Rhett's body*

*wipes blood away from lip, reholsters yoink stick and with a fire in his eyes he walks up behind Zbomber just as he's turning around to face Rhett*

*Zbomber wets himself*

*before Zbomber can do anything else Rhett grabs him by the neck with one hand and raises him off the ground*

*Rhett brings Zbomber face to face with him*

*He stares soberly into Zbomber's now, "frightened kitten" like face then with one mighty squeeze, pops Z's head clean off and lets his body drop to the ground*

*Rhett then turns to face the group*



Next?


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Old 02-10-2003, 04:36 PM   #35
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*an angry voice is heard from a distant vaccume cleaner*

I`ll get you next time Katarn07!!!!!!!


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i run in grab a botlte of blue beer ...........................3 hours later.......hickup....hickup........you dont.....know....me! falls down the stairs katarn07 runs up pokes me does his doctor evil laugh and runs away.......i die 3 hours later on the same stairs after being puked on and defiled....numerous times!.......owwww.


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*Zbomber's head knocks leXX's drink out of her hand*

*leXX stands up angrily*

What the?

Right, no more Mrs nice Mod, who wants some?

*Wraith8 and Lynk stand up behind leXX*

Wraith8: Don't worry leXX, we got your back!

*leXX runs into the crowd swinging her sword randomly dismembering heads as she goes, Tie Guy's head is first to go :P*

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Old 02-10-2003, 05:28 PM   #38
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ckcsaber, looking up, sees an angry leXX swinging her sword viciously with Lynk and Wraith guarding her back. He quickly buys a can of Coca Cola, and jumps up from his bar stool.

He then runs to a vending machine and buys a bag of pop rocks, shakes up the soda, and creates a mini grenade.

"ckcsaber owns this bar!" he shouts manically as he throws the soda into the bar.

The explosion rips thruout the once pleasent tavern

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Old 02-10-2003, 05:40 PM   #39
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Well, I guess that's a bit to hard on ya Zaius... I guess you can come back after this post.

"Turns to all who oppose ckcsaber and Tie Guy and their moderator brutality, "We can't let this happen! Right?"

Drunks shout out, "No!"

"Without them, there would be no order and sensless Spam! Right!"

"Yeah!"

"So we must avenge their deaths and defend them! Are you with me?! Yea or Neh!?"

Drunks gasp to shout out answer. Lead drunk furrows his brow, "Which one means yes?"

Katarn mutters underbreath, "Yea."

Drunks pick up varying weapons and scream, "Yea!!!!!"

Katarn07 leads his new army of drunks against ckcsaber. He removes a fire extiguisher from the wall and sprays it into ckcsaber's eyes and takes a ballpoint pen and sticks it into ckcsaber's chest.

Puts pinky to lip and does Dr Evil laugh, "Muhahaha. Muhahahaha. Muhahaha."

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Old 02-10-2003, 05:47 PM   #40
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*Walks in and orders a beer*

*sits on bar stool and watches fights*

*drinks beer*

*finishes beer*

*shrugs and walks over body on floor, and goes around a couple of people fighting*

*goes back to the swamp*




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