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Old 02-14-2003, 08:36 PM   #1
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The V-Day Invasion

Happy Valentines Day!!!

Thats right, valentines day, the most beloved commercial holiday of the year (besides halloween...oh yeah, and christmas). I hope you all have a date, or at least a hooker.
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Old 02-15-2003, 11:46 AM   #2
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yep. I got me 3 hookers. They apparently loved me for a long time and wanted to "suck" me. But like micheal jackson, I covered my face like an idiot and weeped until they left.


BOOGA BOOGA!
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Old 02-15-2003, 11:50 AM   #3
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I think I did better off this year than ever...
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Old 02-19-2003, 10:39 AM   #4
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I haven't got laid since a one-night-stand of six months ago. Or was it six years ago?

I'm so lonely...


Jolly good.
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Old 02-19-2003, 09:55 PM   #5
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Someone's lonely?! What's new?!
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Old 02-21-2003, 04:10 AM   #6
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mabey all MJ needed was chefs pleasure bag for his girl...


You call this Archaeology?
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Old 02-23-2003, 07:49 AM   #7
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Well, valentines day is over. Thank god.
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Old 02-24-2003, 05:21 PM   #8
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you wouldn't be saying that if you had a hot gf.
me on the other hand was saying "thank God i broke up with her before valentines day!"


You call this Archaeology?
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Old 02-25-2003, 02:49 AM   #9
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Filthy.
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Old 02-28-2003, 01:37 PM   #10
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It sounds like you took the break up with your blow up doll pretty well.
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Old 02-28-2003, 10:57 PM   #11
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There was no break-up, she just split.


Jolly good.
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Old 03-04-2003, 10:32 PM   #12
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yok yok yok!

virgins.


You call this Archaeology?
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Old 03-04-2003, 10:51 PM   #13
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why do people get so defensive?
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Old 03-10-2003, 01:52 AM   #14
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I should probably make a joke about small penises right about now, but I wont.
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Old 03-10-2003, 02:35 AM   #15
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ah, come on...it be fun

just don't pull down your pants and show everyone


my head feels as though a swarm of taffy coated jelly beans are hungrily eating me inside out
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