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Old 04-17-2003, 11:22 PM   #41
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Hawk:"Yeah. Think you can handle it? If not, I could just find someone friendly enough to help."


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Off the shores of Sydney......

????:"Did they tag you?"

Rage:"No. Made it out of Genotech without a scratch and took the drug as requested."

????:"Good. Make sure they do not get that drug at all costs. This
will make us a fortune over the black market."

Rage:"And when will I be payed for my services?"

????:"You will receive your reward after you kill them......"

Rage:"As you wish then. I'll kill off Hawk and his team as
requested....."

Rage then exits ????'s office and leaves.


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 04-18-2003, 10:11 AM   #42
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Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 04-23-2003, 06:15 PM   #43
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Hawk:"All I can get for you, Stern, is an XP 100 supercomputer. That is what you want, right?"


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Old 04-23-2003, 10:58 PM   #44
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"what? an XP 100? is that the best that MIF can do? budget cuts must be tearing up the place" john came out of a chinese resturant with a box of noodles andwalked up to the two smileing


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Old 04-23-2003, 11:12 PM   #45
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Stern: I have to agree, I'm going to need at least a 5.4 GHZ processor, 1024 MB RAM, 500 GB hard drive, and the fastes broadband EVER. Oh, and a good video card would be good for viewing through the security cameras


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 04-23-2003, 11:42 PM   #46
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Hawk:"Okay, an XP 9,000, and that's all I can offer. It has all the requirements you will need for this operation. Anything else you'd need, or is that it?"


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Old 04-23-2003, 11:52 PM   #47
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Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 04-24-2003, 12:44 AM   #48
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john laughed. "once again im stuck with the easy job. i wish i could get some hot pockets while working. so when are we going to start the operation?"


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Old 04-24-2003, 03:00 AM   #49
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Hawk:"Tomorrow night, when there will be a full moon. As for the Pizza and hot pockets, check the oven and microwave out over there. Just about finished heating 'em up."

*Points over to oven and microwave set.*

HawkL:"By the way, any of you got a bottle of orange soda? I'm fresh out."


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Old 05-03-2003, 01:21 AM   #50
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Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 05-05-2003, 12:48 PM   #51
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Meanwhile...

- Mi6 Headquarters, London, England.

Sitting behind a very large desk, a balding Naval officer hands a dossier marked For Your Eyes Only over to a tall, dark gentleman sitting opposit: Dylan Chord, British Agent. Opening the dossier, Dylan finds pictures of GenoTech and chemical information outlining some sort of drug. Raising one eyebrow slightly, he looks up as the old Naval officer begins to talk.

Naval Officer - "That's all we have. Your orders are to travel to Sydney and find out what you can about this GenoTech corporation and whatever this drug may be."

Dylan Chord - "How did we come by this information, sir?"

Naval Officer - "We don't control the best satellite system in the world for nothing, Agent Chord. Intercepting several communications from MI was easy."

Dylan Chord - "MI?"

Naval Officer - "Yes, so don't muck this one up. Whatever GenoTech is up to, it can't be good. You leave ASAP."

Dylan Chord - (stands up, preparing to leave) "Can I take the Aston Martin, sir? It might come in handy at some point."

Naval Officer - "Only if you bring it back in one piece this time. Government funds are not best spent on those little toys you so love to destroy, so watch yourself! Now, get going."

Dylan Chord - "Yes, sir."

Dylan leaves the room, pausing briefly to straighten his tie. The balding Naval officer mutters something under his breath before returning to his work.


"I think I'll find another way,
There's so much more to know.
I guess I'll die another day,
It's not my time to go.

For every sin, I'll have to pay,
A time to work, a time to play.
I think I'll find another way,
It's not my time to go."
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