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Old 04-26-2003, 07:29 AM   #41
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no but i have the balls

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Old 04-26-2003, 10:10 AM   #42
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understand what? that you scared me away with your idiocy?

you're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor didn't know which end to diaper!
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:42 AM   #43
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at least he didn't turn around and slap my mother like he did yours.

you're as ugly as a systematic johnson!

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Old 04-26-2003, 06:05 PM   #44
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erm... well... your even uglier than a systematic johnson

feh, i could have done better, but im lazy. bsides, i dont know wot a systematic johnson is. and you dont know it either.


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Old 04-26-2003, 08:06 PM   #45
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you're as ugly as a systematic johnson!
If im ugly then woah, i must beautiful compared to you.

You are so fat on your passport it says picture to be continued on the other side.
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Old 04-26-2003, 08:33 PM   #46
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At least *my* passport picture did not break the camera.

These many notches on my belt signify the number of men I have slain just yesterday in my wrath.


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Old 04-26-2003, 10:25 PM   #47
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oh, i see. you mean you ate them, so you have to widen the belt so wide, and that's why it has so many notches on it, i gotcha.

you're so vile, you don't deserve to live.
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Old 04-27-2003, 12:22 AM   #48
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that may be so, but no1 can kill me, so u ll just have to get over it.

im gonna beat ye with yer own legs!


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Old 04-27-2003, 01:18 AM   #49
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So you admit that only pieces of my own self are fit enough to beat me?

You're a piece of slippery, grimey, grog-gone-bad colored, drunken monkey-armpit-smelling, fatuous barnacle-covered simpleton so unworthy to be graced with my presence that there are no methods of extinguishing you that inflict the proper amount of excrusiating pain and suffering you deserve!


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Old 04-27-2003, 01:06 PM   #50
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oh, did you have to look in the dictionary to get some of those words?

you're nastier than the lunchroom's mystery meat of the day!
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Old 04-27-2003, 01:32 PM   #51
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Better than being a fresh dainty thing, you pansy!

You remind me of something I found in one of Stan's used coffins!


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Old 04-27-2003, 02:25 PM   #52
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There must have been a mirror in the coffin.

You are so stupid, you locked your self in the toilet and pissed yourself!
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Old 04-27-2003, 02:52 PM   #53
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I got stung by a jellyfish.

you have the brains of a pea.

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Old 04-27-2003, 03:46 PM   #54
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At least my brains arent made OF pee

You'd only be fit for a moleskin coat!


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Old 04-27-2003, 04:22 PM   #55
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I'm sure you're the expert of low quality clothing and accessories anywhere.

Many pirates carry their own parrot along with them. You have your carrier pigeon on your shoulder ready with a message for help!


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Old 04-27-2003, 04:36 PM   #56
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you're wit's as dry as a biscuit.

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Old 04-27-2003, 06:18 PM   #57
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(umm... I actually meant the "pigeon" thing to be an insult, but oh well...)

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You're wit's as dry as a biscuit
"Hungry for more, eh?"

You're stupidity leaves me astounded.


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Old 04-27-2003, 08:08 PM   #58
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interesting, after a week in your house i would get used to stupidity...


why are you looking away? are you planning a escape or are you just blind?


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Old 04-27-2003, 08:34 PM   #59
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If I was blind it be sad, becuase I'm still beating you.

Ewww gross, YOUR My opponent?


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Old 04-27-2003, 10:55 PM   #60
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If you mean "gross" in the evil, demented, pirate sense, I thank you for the compliment.

You have the IQ of sheep's poop.


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Old 04-27-2003, 11:00 PM   #61
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How many years of your life have you been trying to study the IQ of animal feces?

I eat scum like you for breakfast!


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Old 04-27-2003, 11:19 PM   #62
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you eat scum for breakfast? ever tried eegs and bacon?



if i were you, i wouldnt hang around so close to a butchershop, they might mistake you as a pig and cut you into pieces. but then again, im already going to cut you into pieces.


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Old 04-27-2003, 11:58 PM   #63
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First you'd better put that mop away and bring out a sword if you want to do any cutting.

You have the brain of a four year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.


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Old 04-28-2003, 03:10 PM   #64
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um, why exactly was he glad to get rid of it? (nopt exactly a god insult there as it makes no sense)

i will cut you to ribbons!

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Old 04-28-2003, 03:17 PM   #65
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if you are in need of ribbons, u should just go to a store a buy some, cause if u try to harm me, i ll shove your head up your own ass.


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Old 04-28-2003, 04:08 PM   #66
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um, why exactly was he glad to get rid of it? (not exactly a good insult there as it makes no sense)
It has to do with the fact the insulted pirate's brain works like the brain of a four-year-old's yet even a four-year-old would be ashamed of such a brain...(I admit I did not come up with that insult; it originated from Groucho Marx)

You are a disgrace to the term "pirate," if such a thing were possible.


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Old 04-28-2003, 05:14 PM   #67
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At least I can be called a pirate.

Hah! You fight like my sister! (someone has to get this one)

(and yes, I did sort of get your insult enchiladaman, only it seemed to double back on itself, if you said I had the brain of a four year old and left it at that, it would have ben fine, but saying that the kid was glad to give it away states that I took it from him, so I must have cut him up or something proving my skills with a sword, ergo, sort of a compliment really. It also says that it isn't my own brain so it's no insult on mine, meh, whatever, I think I'm reading too much into it )

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Old 04-28-2003, 05:34 PM   #68
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How appropriate, you look like mine.

(lol. I didn't mean for my insult to be read into like that. I was just quoting a good old Groucho insult.)

"Ugly" would be too kind a word to use to describe your face.


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Old 04-28-2003, 06:12 PM   #69
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That's a mirror you're looking at.

Hey, nice face, I heard there's a cream for that.

(btw, the correct answer to my last insult was "I fought your sister, that's a compliment!", but you're was good to, i just thought someone would have got my referance)

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Old 04-28-2003, 06:36 PM   #70
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Why, did you want to borrow some?

What sort of accident are you the product of?


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Old 04-28-2003, 09:17 PM   #71
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your alcoholism, father.

i'm gonna skin you and make a pair of size 6 boots!
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:54 PM   #72
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you ll probably just end up nailing yourself somewhere

your such a coward that you wont even answer this insult (just like my last insult)


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this just shows how wrong you are, again.

whoa, looks like you fell out that ugly tree and hit every branch on the wway down, and then there was a trapoline at the bottom.

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Old 04-29-2003, 06:07 PM   #74
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I do not take that as a complement, as unlike you, that would only make me look horrible, while for you, it might improve that mug.

Ha! Those tiny arms couldn't swing that wooden sword, your too little, go home.


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Can't take being beaten by a shortie armed with a stick, can you, "big man"?

I can spit clear to the other side of this island ...with no grog!


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Old 04-29-2003, 06:19 PM   #76
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How impolite it is to talk about your own mother that way! An island indeed!

You look like your to afraid to even get near me, you coward!


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Old 04-29-2003, 06:27 PM   #77
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Only until I find my gasmask, sulfur breath.

I'm trying to figure out...Are you a zombie or do you just find pressing your face into the ground a fashion statement?


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Old 04-29-2003, 10:34 PM   #78
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that just goes to show how much you know about zombies.

you're such a woosy, you can't even put in a couple of contacts!
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:21 PM   #79
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It's the anticipation of seeing your ugly face that makes me sacrifice my vision.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I would be glad to make an exception.


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Old 04-30-2003, 12:30 PM   #80
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Don't let jealousy get the best of you.

You smell wonderful. Did you actually roll around in dung or just dab a little behind each ear?


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