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Old 04-30-2003, 02:46 PM   #81
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Does not the richest soil come from the freshest compost?

nice shirt, how long have you been colourblind?

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Old 04-30-2003, 05:10 PM   #82
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Not as long as you've had no mind.

Youre so stupid you don't know two plus two,


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Old 04-30-2003, 07:04 PM   #83
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as a matter of fact i do: 2 + 2 is 4.

take your time to check it. come on, user your fingers to count if you need, but lets just move along


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Old 04-30-2003, 07:41 PM   #84
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well, i know you had to, but not everybody's as stupid as you are, in case you didn't know.

you're a crazy dutch bastard that eats their own skin peelings!
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Old 04-30-2003, 07:50 PM   #85
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You must have me confused with someone else. I'm not Dutch.

I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters.


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Old 05-01-2003, 10:53 AM   #86
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Only an idiot like you would use a human beng as a duck decoy.

You're so stupid, the only reason you can count up to twenty is because you wear sandles.

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Old 05-01-2003, 11:40 AM   #87
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I feel sorry for you. You can probably only count to fifteen due to your hook.

You're face reminds me of something the mule-train left behind (This one actually has a comeback).


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Old 05-01-2003, 02:01 PM   #88
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That's where I saved loads of people from the the great train robbery, and It wasn't a mule-train; you must be blind.

Hello, do I know you from somewhere, or am I seeing things (In this case, a pile of crap)


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Old 05-01-2003, 02:20 PM   #89
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im pretty sure you are used to talking with piles of crap

so, have you decided insulting me, or are you going to run away?


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Old 05-01-2003, 03:00 PM   #90
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(The place I heard the mule-train insult had this comeback: "He's right, I am a jack-ass for coming over here." Gotta love Jack Benny)

I'm afraid that if I speak, I will be so convulsed with laughter that I will loose myself.

Nice hair...Your scalp will look great on my belt.


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Old 05-01-2003, 07:50 PM   #91
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Shows how much fashion sense you've got.

You're a big fat poo poo head!

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Old 05-01-2003, 09:42 PM   #92
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I least I have two.


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Old 05-02-2003, 08:38 AM   #93
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why, do you need to borrow some, it actualy be an improvement for you.

who died and made you stupid?

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Old 05-02-2003, 07:42 PM   #94
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no one, you've been watching too mutch TV, but is it just a coincidence for you to bring up this topic, because you live and are still stupid.

I guess I should leave you to bathing in your dirt bath, not much mud in this bath (uh-oh they must have forgot to fertilize your brain again...)

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Old 05-02-2003, 08:21 PM   #95
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no mud? oh, that's too bad for you.

i screamed endlessly last night because i had a dream about your face.
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:32 PM   #96
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I'm a bit disturbed that you dream about me at night.

Only an idiot like you would ever where the rags you have.


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Old 05-03-2003, 11:57 AM   #97
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at least i have some form of clothing, mr. i walk around in a cardboard box that's ripped up all day.

you're so empty-minded, you can't even play a simple game of hide and seek without running out of your hiding place and flapping your arms around screaming, "i am a crazy chicken devil! hail el loco pollo diablo! heeheeheeheeheehee!"
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Old 05-03-2003, 02:39 PM   #98
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for someone who so stupid and yet never taken a single spanish lesson in my life, i seem to speak the language quite well, wouldn't you say, íusted mono brained el git!

you smell and look like a horse!!!

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Old 05-03-2003, 04:02 PM   #99
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That might be becuase I'm sitting on the side waiting for you and an accual horse to finish dueling, because I play winner.
And it looks like I'm playing the horse too.

You're not a mighty pirate, you're more like a mighty parrot I could have on my shoulder.


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Old 05-03-2003, 04:05 PM   #100
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Ah, you need a Laymens translator then.

You are a fish!

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Old 05-03-2003, 05:30 PM   #101
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u just have no idea of wot you are saying...

you poor thing how long have you been stupid? must be really hard for you... on the other hand, it seems that you are already used to it...


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Old 05-03-2003, 06:19 PM   #102
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I learn it all from you, father.

you have all the grace of a flatuent elephant. and you smell like one too.

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Old 05-03-2003, 08:12 PM   #103
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u must have mistaken me with your mother

your comebacks are getting lammer and lamer as time passes by.


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Old 05-04-2003, 02:47 PM   #104
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I called you father and you called my mother as smelly as an elephant, well guess what, that means you slept with her!

and my combacks aren't lame, you're just too stupid to understand them.

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Old 05-04-2003, 03:19 PM   #105
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I understand them fine, YOU TWO are the idiots. *Bands Neil and Al's heads together.*

I really like your daughter >=D She's like a flower grown out of a pot of dirt.


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Old 05-04-2003, 03:40 PM   #106
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I understand them fine, YOU TWO are the idiots. *Bands Neil and Al's heads together.*
you band our heads together, right .

you insult like my cactus!

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Old 05-04-2003, 05:08 PM   #107
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your cactus, huh? you're not doing too well, are you?

you're as smelly as 5,000,000,000 burning tires and rotten eggs!
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:24 PM   #108
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im surprised you can count that high (come on, you were just asking for that one )

noone is mighty enough to band my head to another one's head, wotever that means.


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Old 05-04-2003, 10:28 PM   #109
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you don't know what that means?!

i think you're as retarded as dinghy dog!
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:25 AM   #110
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That may be true, but it's a level of intellect you could only dream of.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.


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Old 05-05-2003, 02:51 PM   #111
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Ah, so you used the court winnings for a face lift.

Retard is too good a word for you, but then again, a lot of things are too good for you, even the beggars won't let you live with them because of the new level of stink you bring to them.

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Old 05-05-2003, 03:45 PM   #112
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You're right. That's the last time I borrow your cologne.

If you're trying to insult me, you're succeeding - I'm insulted that someone with your ridiculously low levels of intelligence would even attempt to knock me down.


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Old 05-05-2003, 05:27 PM   #113
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is that so? in that case i need to see your face when i win


i can knock you down if my arms and legs tied and with a blindfold


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Old 05-05-2003, 06:01 PM   #114
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I'm flattered, but spoken for.

Can I borrow that blidnfold when you're done with it? It's the only safety gear available for Exposure to one of your Family Photos...


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Old 05-05-2003, 06:29 PM   #115
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Cheap bastard, can't even afford his own blindfold.

If it wasn't fot he curiosity of how you face came to be that way, i'd be running away fight now due to the creature from the blue lagoon that seems to have died on your face.

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at least i'm able to support the body weight of the creature, you weakling.

you're ditzier than britney spears.
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:21 AM   #117
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that's only because i slpet with her twice last night

you're thinner than Ally McBeal, if you ate a pea, you'd think you were pregnant!

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At least I'm confident that my sexual organs work.

You could not pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horse's mouth with your pathetic insults!


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Old 05-06-2003, 03:32 PM   #119
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I don't think any type of metaphysical insult could put a rotten tooth from a dead horse, that was a pretty crappy insult.

Hey, whats that scar on your face, no wait, it's your mouth.

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wots that scar in your face? oh sorry, though your face ass, i mean, they are so alike...

i handle my sword better than any1 i ve ever met


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