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05-06-2003, 06:56 PM
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Probably because the only people you've met were racoons and monkeys, hermit!
Nobody can match my amazing wit!
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05-06-2003, 07:12 PM
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#122
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Join Date: May 2003
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Not a difficult task when the only people you've met are in your head.
I've killed more people in the past week than you have in your lifetime!
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05-06-2003, 09:20 PM
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#123
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The kinda
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that's cause you're a deranged maniac.
hey, what's that big thing on your head? oh, it's a wafro!
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05-06-2003, 09:22 PM
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#124
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I have no idea what you just said, yet I feel strangely insulted.
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05-06-2003, 09:33 PM
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#125
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a wafro is short for white afro, or afro for the white person. or, if you're black than just an afro.
i shouldn't have assumed.
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05-06-2003, 10:58 PM
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#126
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back to the game
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Originally posted by Neil Joshi
Nobody can match my amazing wit!
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"Wit: [noun] A message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter"
ok, whatever floats your boat...
i can kill 4 ppl, with only one swing of my sword
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05-07-2003, 10:58 AM
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#127
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It's not that you killed them, they all just got bored.
Note - Had to do it in rhyme for that one... 
Did you need special surgery to make your face look like a Surrealist Painting or were you born that way?
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05-07-2003, 03:24 PM
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#128
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My face, a work of art, thank you!
So, how long have you been a hunchback?
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05-07-2003, 07:24 PM
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#129
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Join Date: May 2003
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It's genetic, but it skips a generation so your kids'll probably be the same, Son.
I know Neathderthals who could teach you a thing or two.
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05-07-2003, 08:00 PM
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#130
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Nice crowd of friends you have then.
Even though Al's sword can kill 4 people with one swing. Tetsusiaga is proven to kill 100 in one swing. Match that, you pansy.
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05-08-2003, 01:48 PM
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#131
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You watch way too much anime!
I wish i could walk a mile in your shoes, then i could figure out how to cure the smell.
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05-08-2003, 03:06 PM
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#132
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Join Date: May 2003
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Don't punish me because I can afford footwear.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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05-08-2003, 08:26 PM
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#133
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if my mother were a rodent, i wouldnt be here outsmarting you...
y are you crying? I havent even started...
aw, i wanted to answer this one... :sob:
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Originally posted by Kjølen
Even though Al's sword can kill 4 people with one swing. Tetsusiaga is proven to kill 100 in one swing. Match that, you pansy.
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you have to learn how to separate your fantasies from reality. its phisically impossible to line 100 ppl around you so you can swing it on them...
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05-08-2003, 11:31 PM
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#134
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The kinda
Join Date: Oct 2002
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i'm not crying. my eyes are watering because of that rancid stench that's lingering around you. (that's the insult, too)
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05-09-2003, 09:57 AM
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#135
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Join Date: May 2003
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Of course, you would know being the Official Forum Expert on Bad Stenches and Nasty Aromas, right?
Your only possible value is as an Organ Donour.
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05-09-2003, 01:20 PM
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#136
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Don't be mad that you couldn't get a donor card because you're not quite right inside.
You're so stupid, you don't know the air speed velocity of a new laden swallow!
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05-09-2003, 01:52 PM
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#137
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Come back when you can think of an insult you didn't need to warp from Monty Python. Or are you unable to think independantly?
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05-09-2003, 02:12 PM
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#138
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This comeing from a guy who say's
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Originally posted by SCUMMinator2k
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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odd ball!
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05-09-2003, 02:33 PM
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#139
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Join Date: May 2003
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Touché.
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05-09-2003, 04:58 PM
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#140
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plays it bogart
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Your mother looks like she's been dead for three years.
I can't seem to think up a good signature.
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05-09-2003, 06:46 PM
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#141
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Join Date: May 2003
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At least I have a Mother who doesn't resemble the Family Dog.
Besides, it runs in the family.
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05-11-2003, 08:08 AM
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#142
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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what, your nose?
you fight like a sackfull of rabbits.
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05-11-2003, 11:50 AM
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#143
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Is it a very evil looking sackfull of rabbits?
At least I have some kind of fighting skill. You couldn't beat your way out of a Boyband concert.
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05-11-2003, 01:36 PM
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#144
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Yes, thats true; mainly because I'd never go to a boyband concert, unlike you !
You're so stupid that when your mate said "It's chilli outside"
you ran out with a spoon!
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05-11-2003, 02:47 PM
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#145
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and started to feed the starving children in the cold. 
you're so stupid, you don't know which side of you're sword is up!
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05-11-2003, 08:26 PM
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#146
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Unlike some people, I don't rely on weapons to hurt people. Maybe you need to spend less time sharpening your sword and more time sharpening your wit.
And also, you're a big doody head!
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05-11-2003, 10:23 PM
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#147
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Oh so we really need our wit sharpened eh?
Your mother was so stupid that when you were born, SHE KEPT YOU.
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05-12-2003, 08:05 AM
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#148
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Join Date: May 2003
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Joke's on you - I was abandoned as a baby! Oh, wait.
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05-12-2003, 04:45 PM
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#149
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[nelson's voice] HAHA!
you are so blind, u cant even see what im holding [damn, this is one is gonna be funny  ]
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05-12-2003, 04:54 PM
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#150
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knowing your nightly activities, i probably don't want to know what you're holding.
you have all the intelligence of an ant.
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05-12-2003, 05:07 PM
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#151
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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At least I have some intellegence.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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05-12-2003, 06:02 PM
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#152
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good thing for me then, because everyones my inferior.
you don't have the wits to match my carisma!
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05-12-2003, 06:06 PM
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#153
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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At least I can spell it!
My grandma fights better than you, and shes been dead for 5 years!
Congratulations, you just survived another sig!
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05-12-2003, 10:40 PM
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#154
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Join Date: May 2003
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She must have taught you everything you know.
Given the choice between talking with you and thrusting a rusty nail through my testicles, I think I would choose the latter.
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05-13-2003, 07:50 AM
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#155
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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You dont even have the balls to do that
You couldnt find your own ass without a map
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05-13-2003, 12:48 PM
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#156
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Join Date: May 2003
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Two words - Beef Rectum.
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05-13-2003, 03:03 PM
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#157
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Two words - say what?
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06-07-2003, 02:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deadmeat_X
You couldnt find your own ass without a map
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I wouldn't be so sure; my Mother in-law has a life-Size map of Monkey Island TM tattooed on her butt!!
You're a couple of apples short of a picnic
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06-07-2003, 03:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by pHILBRUSH
You're a couple of apples short of a picnic
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And you're a couple of insults short of a witty retort.
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06-07-2003, 03:47 PM
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And your insult?
-pHILBRUSH
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