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Old 05-06-2003, 06:56 PM   #121
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Probably because the only people you've met were racoons and monkeys, hermit!

Nobody can match my amazing wit!

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Old 05-06-2003, 07:12 PM   #122
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Not a difficult task when the only people you've met are in your head.

I've killed more people in the past week than you have in your lifetime!


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Old 05-06-2003, 09:20 PM   #123
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that's cause you're a deranged maniac.

hey, what's that big thing on your head? oh, it's a wafro!
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Old 05-06-2003, 09:22 PM   #124
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I have no idea what you just said, yet I feel strangely insulted.


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Old 05-06-2003, 09:33 PM   #125
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a wafro is short for white afro, or afro for the white person. or, if you're black than just an afro.

i shouldn't have assumed.
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Old 05-06-2003, 10:58 PM   #126
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Nobody can match my amazing wit!
"Wit: [noun] A message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter"
ok, whatever floats your boat...

i can kill 4 ppl, with only one swing of my sword


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Old 05-07-2003, 10:58 AM   #127
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It's not that you killed them, they all just got bored.
Note - Had to do it in rhyme for that one...

Did you need special surgery to make your face look like a Surrealist Painting or were you born that way?


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Old 05-07-2003, 03:24 PM   #128
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My face, a work of art, thank you!

So, how long have you been a hunchback?

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Old 05-07-2003, 07:24 PM   #129
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It's genetic, but it skips a generation so your kids'll probably be the same, Son.

I know Neathderthals who could teach you a thing or two.


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Old 05-07-2003, 08:00 PM   #130
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Nice crowd of friends you have then.

Even though Al's sword can kill 4 people with one swing. Tetsusiaga is proven to kill 100 in one swing. Match that, you pansy.


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Old 05-08-2003, 01:48 PM   #131
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You watch way too much anime!

I wish i could walk a mile in your shoes, then i could figure out how to cure the smell.

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Old 05-08-2003, 03:06 PM   #132
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Don't punish me because I can afford footwear.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


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Old 05-08-2003, 08:26 PM   #133
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if my mother were a rodent, i wouldnt be here outsmarting you...

y are you crying? I havent even started...











aw, i wanted to answer this one... :sob:

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Even though Al's sword can kill 4 people with one swing. Tetsusiaga is proven to kill 100 in one swing. Match that, you pansy.
you have to learn how to separate your fantasies from reality. its phisically impossible to line 100 ppl around you so you can swing it on them...


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Old 05-08-2003, 11:31 PM   #134
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i'm not crying. my eyes are watering because of that rancid stench that's lingering around you. (that's the insult, too)
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Old 05-09-2003, 09:57 AM   #135
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Of course, you would know being the Official Forum Expert on Bad Stenches and Nasty Aromas, right?

Your only possible value is as an Organ Donour.


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Old 05-09-2003, 01:20 PM   #136
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Don't be mad that you couldn't get a donor card because you're not quite right inside.

You're so stupid, you don't know the air speed velocity of a new laden swallow!

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Old 05-09-2003, 01:52 PM   #137
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Come back when you can think of an insult you didn't need to warp from Monty Python. Or are you unable to think independantly?


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Old 05-09-2003, 02:12 PM   #138
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This comeing from a guy who say's

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
odd ball!

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Old 05-09-2003, 02:33 PM   #139
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TouchÚ.


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Old 05-09-2003, 04:58 PM   #140
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Your mother looks like she's been dead for three years.


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Old 05-09-2003, 06:46 PM   #141
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At least I have a Mother who doesn't resemble the Family Dog.

Besides, it runs in the family.


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Old 05-11-2003, 08:08 AM   #142
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what, your nose?

you fight like a sackfull of rabbits.







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Old 05-11-2003, 11:50 AM   #143
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Is it a very evil looking sackfull of rabbits?

At least I have some kind of fighting skill. You couldn't beat your way out of a Boyband concert.


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Old 05-11-2003, 01:36 PM   #144
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Yes, thats true; mainly because I'd never go to a boyband concert, unlike you !



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you ran out with a spoon!


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Old 05-11-2003, 02:47 PM   #145
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and started to feed the starving children in the cold.

you're so stupid, you don't know which side of you're sword is up!

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Old 05-11-2003, 08:26 PM   #146
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Unlike some people, I don't rely on weapons to hurt people. Maybe you need to spend less time sharpening your sword and more time sharpening your wit.

And also, you're a big doody head!


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Old 05-11-2003, 10:23 PM   #147
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Oh so we really need our wit sharpened eh?

Your mother was so stupid that when you were born, SHE KEPT YOU.


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Old 05-12-2003, 08:05 AM   #148
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Joke's on you - I was abandoned as a baby! Oh, wait.


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Old 05-12-2003, 04:45 PM   #149
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[nelson's voice] HAHA!

you are so blind, u cant even see what im holding [damn, this is one is gonna be funny ]


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Old 05-12-2003, 04:54 PM   #150
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knowing your nightly activities, i probably don't want to know what you're holding.

you have all the intelligence of an ant.

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Old 05-12-2003, 05:07 PM   #151
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At least I have some intellegence.


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Old 05-12-2003, 06:02 PM   #152
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good thing for me then, because everyones my inferior.

you don't have the wits to match my carisma!

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Old 05-12-2003, 06:06 PM   #153
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At least I can spell it!




My grandma fights better than you, and shes been dead for 5 years!



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Old 05-12-2003, 10:40 PM   #154
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She must have taught you everything you know.

Given the choice between talking with you and thrusting a rusty nail through my testicles, I think I would choose the latter.


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Old 05-13-2003, 07:50 AM   #155
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You dont even have the balls to do that



You couldnt find your own ass without a map



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Old 05-13-2003, 12:48 PM   #156
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Two words - Beef Rectum.


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Two words - say what?

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You couldnt find your own ass without a map
I wouldn't be so sure; my Mother in-law has a life-Size map of Monkey Island TM tattooed on her butt!!

You're a couple of apples short of a picnic


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You're a couple of apples short of a picnic
And you're a couple of insults short of a witty retort.


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Old 06-07-2003, 03:47 PM   #160
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And your insult?

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