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Old 06-07-2003, 05:00 PM   #161
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You mean you want to be insulted? You are a retard!

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Old 06-07-2003, 05:15 PM   #162
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using second grade level insults, huh?

hey, your forehead is ten times larger than mena suvari's! and her's is pretty damn big!
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Old 06-07-2003, 07:42 PM   #163
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dont complain about second grade level insults if you are going to use even lower levels of insults

i ate porkchops last night. probably some1 from your family.


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Old 06-07-2003, 11:30 PM   #164
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And your insult?
Your reflection.
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i ate porkchops last night. probably some1 from your family.
But you'd be the forum expert on sweaty, nasty, trotty, smelly, mud-covered animals, wouldn't you?


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Old 06-08-2003, 10:47 AM   #165
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You keep forgeting to put your insult!
ok....
I hear you changed your mind.......where's the diaper?!

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Old 06-08-2003, 04:29 PM   #166
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You keep forgeting to put your insult!
ok....
I hear you changed your mind.......where's the diaper?!

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Comeback: It's currently on your face after you've shaved.

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Old 06-08-2003, 04:48 PM   #167
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Ha! jokes on you, how can I muck around if I wash dishes?!

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Old 06-08-2003, 05:09 PM   #168
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"front end". kind of an oxymoron. hey, if you take away the oxy, that'd be you!!!

you're about as ugly as homemade soup.
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Old 06-08-2003, 05:53 PM   #169
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you didn't know I stick photos of the beautifull Jewl Klitcher in my home made soup!!!!


You're so stupid that you put a thankyou note on your tax returns!!!


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Old 06-08-2003, 06:09 PM   #170
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at least i can spell jewel's name. it's jewel kilcher.

you're so dumb, you don't even know who you are!
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Old 06-08-2003, 06:21 PM   #171
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I'm pHILBRUSH

You're so stupid that you got ran over by a parked car!


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Old 06-08-2003, 08:45 PM   #172
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that is so old, i can see spider webs in it!

you are so old, i can see spider webs in you


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Old 06-09-2003, 02:21 PM   #173
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With great power, comes great responsibility...

You're so ugly, you got arrested for mooning when you looked out a window.

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Old 06-09-2003, 02:42 PM   #174
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You must have bad eyesight; I was

You're so stupid that it took you an hour to watch 60 seconds!


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Old 06-09-2003, 04:35 PM   #175
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Oh yeah? Well... well, you're so dumb that this one time, you were with a bear and the bear said "hey I'm a bear" and you said "really? I thought you were a parsnip" and then the bear said "rawr" and ate your head whilst you were dressed as George Michael.

Also Lenny was there.


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Old 06-09-2003, 05:14 PM   #176
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You have a bad eysight too; I'm too young to go to a bar...

you're so old that you owe mosesa penny!!!



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Old 06-09-2003, 05:26 PM   #177
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Wrong! I paid him back last year!

You're so stupid, you locked your keys in the car and then started panicking when it started raining because the top was down.

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Old 06-09-2003, 05:33 PM   #178
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at least i'm smart enough to not think that i locked my keys in my motorcycle.

you're so ignorant, you don't even know who the girl in my avatar is even though there's been at least 5 different av's of her and i've mentioned her name about 20 times in the past two days!
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:50 PM   #179
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Jewel Kiltcher

So, I hear you're a lady killer; they take on look at you and die
by fright...


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Old 06-09-2003, 10:32 PM   #180
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Too bad they never look at YOU.

Your spelling, punctuation, and grammar would make a two-year-old blush.


The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.
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Old 06-10-2003, 12:34 PM   #181
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Yep, they would be embarrased at how good it is.

You're face looks and smells of moldy old cheese.

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Old 06-10-2003, 03:59 PM   #182
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You want a piece of me?!

You're a total, total... a word has yet to be discovered to describe how totally whatever it is you are you are. But you are one, and a total, total one at that.


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Old 06-10-2003, 04:08 PM   #183
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why dont you make up a word? im sure your mommy would like it.

you dont stand a chance against me, im so fast i can lock a drawer and throw the key inside it in the meantime.


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Old 06-10-2003, 06:16 PM   #184
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You must be a worm to be able to do that.

You're just as slippery as a lubricated chicken.

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Old 06-10-2003, 06:23 PM   #185
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all the better to escape your mile-wide aura of stupidity.

uhh...yeah. i like to say "closing...damn." *hint hint my birthday is in 8 days, on june 18th hint hint*
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Old 06-19-2003, 09:42 AM   #186
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Then I'll just have to borrow yours!

You fight like my mother!
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:11 PM   #187
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I kind of noticed that when you ran crying to your room with a broom mark on your behind.

You are an evil minion to the dark janitorial forces!


The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.
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Old 06-24-2003, 12:17 AM   #188
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You are an evil minion to the dark janitorial forces!
Yeah, and we clean the Island from dirty scum like you.

I'd love a good swordfight like pirates do, but you've got just a letter opener.
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Old 06-26-2003, 09:27 AM   #189
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^ Yeh,but atleast I could fight you off with ,yer fork dun work!

V Your mumma musta died o' fright when she saw yeh!


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Old 06-26-2003, 08:57 PM   #190
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At least in our family we have guts to die, unlike your mama who's afraid that she wouldn't get a decent funeral because you'd be there to be ashamed of.

I'd love to insult your family, but it is not polite to make fun of retarded people.

Your boat is so lousy that you would have to pay Stan to get it for sale at his Previously Owned Vessels.
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Old 06-26-2003, 09:06 PM   #191
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two insults? weren't we only suppsed to put one?

you probably have no clue who the girl in my sig image is, and i also doubt you even know what a sig image is, either.
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:31 AM   #192
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Well at least it isnt a dingy rescue boat,like yours.

You wouldn't know the difference bettween a dart and an elephnat!


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Old 06-27-2003, 01:36 PM   #193
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your comeback made no sense at all what does a dingy rescue boat have anything to do with a sig image at all?
am i on an ignore list or something?! what the hell is going on?! it seems like you're not replying to my insults/comebacks, only to the person before me. do i exist?

i want to know: what the hell is going on around here? has this game been taken over by a posse of newbies that are only replying to each other's posts? if this is the case, get a hotel room and play your little game there.

what the f*** is going on here?!?!?!?!
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Old 06-27-2003, 08:55 PM   #194
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Sorry.Ignore me


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Old 06-29-2003, 01:13 PM   #195
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(I'll just work on "Sorry, ignore me")
who said that?

you're so fat, that I missed 20 minutes of my fave TV program while you changed the channel (The tv in my bar)




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Old 06-29-2003, 03:58 PM   #196
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how aproppiate you fight like a cow
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Old 07-02-2003, 09:24 PM   #197
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How appropriate you look like one.


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Old 07-02-2003, 11:22 PM   #198
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how appropriate, what happened to posting insults?

i hate you so much that i'd give you the double finger, then poke your eyes out with my middle fingers while i was still flipping you off.
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:02 AM   #199
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(I was tired at the time and didn't feel like posting anything more than a comeback. I figured someone would put in an insult, and I was right.)

Maybe you'd do that to me if you could unlodge your fingers from your nose.

Is that your own hair, or did you scalp a rat?


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Old 07-04-2003, 07:22 PM   #200
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Thats cos i chucked my guts when i saw you

Your mums armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock


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