Lightsaberboy is an office whiteboard!

Lightsaberboy · 05-12-2003, 03:55 AM

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Lightsaberboy is an office whiteboard! It slices vegetables!

how crazy, i didnt know i had it in me!

Click here

click and put your name in the box to see what product you are. try different variations of your name to get different results!

Chewbacco · 05-12-2003, 04:00 AM

Um, I don't get it.

Lunatic Jedi · 05-12-2003, 04:03 AM

Apparently I am a shower head powered by a single hamster.

Wacky_Baccy · 05-12-2003, 04:10 AM

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wacky_baccy is a bracelet that hovers three feet from the ground, inflates balloons and has an on-board dictionary.

o.o

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*bookmarks site* I love it!

Thanks for sharing the link, LSBoy

Chewbacco · 05-12-2003, 04:36 AM

Oh, I see.

I'm a pen that doubles as a sofa and waters the plants.

Tyrion · 05-12-2003, 04:45 AM

"Tyrion is a cufflink that catalogues its contents, has a human brain inside and is made of glass. "

Kinky.

*RpTheHotrod* · 05-12-2003, 05:18 AM

RpTheHotrod
RpTheHotrod is a lightbulb that walks on three mechanical legs! It kills weeds down to the root.

here you go Z...

ZBomber
ZBomber is an electronic implant that slices vegetables!

Kstar__2 · 05-12-2003, 06:50 AM

kstar__2 is a scooter that obeys simple instructions, can run MAME roms and slices vegetables.

WHAHAHAHAHA

now.........what are MAME roms actually?

*runs*

HertogJan · 05-12-2003, 08:52 AM

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HertogJan
HertogJan is a Christmas tree that doubles as a hammer!

So there's no use for me when it's NOT christmas

I feel sad

Ohw watch this one:

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George Lucas
George Lucas is a human clone that kills ants! It detects evil and secretes a sticky glue.

LOL!

mima kake · 05-12-2003, 09:06 AM

mima kAKE is a vacuum cleaner that bleeps when you whistle for it!

I alway's new that some how

Sam Fisher · 05-12-2003, 10:34 AM

SamFisher

SamFisher is a fork that improves blood clotting! It moulds vegetables and floats in water.

Intresting.....?

Mex · 05-12-2003, 11:13 AM

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Captain wing is a newly-discovered breed of fish that never needs repairing, induces lucid dreaming and self-replicates.

Thats wierd.

ZBomber · 05-12-2003, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by RpTheHotrod
RpTheHotrod
RpTheHotrod is a lightbulb that walks on three mechanical legs! It kills weeds down to the root.

here you go Z...

ZBomber
ZBomber is an electronic implant that slices vegetables!

I was just about to post that.

Lost Welshman · 05-12-2003, 06:55 PM

The Lost Welshman! It's a wireless network device that's water-absorbent!

*obi* · 05-12-2003, 07:49 PM

obi-wan13 is a microwave that looks really, really good, catches flies and fits into the boot of a car.

hmm...now THAT is interesting.....

***Pad*** · 05-12-2003, 07:51 PM

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padanime
padanime is a digital camera that has sleek curves! It waters your plants and kills cockroaches.

glad i have i purpose in life

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pad
pad is a lightbulb! It keeps drinks cold!

again, its very handy to have me ppl

Dark Warrior · 05-12-2003, 07:54 PM

"Dark Warrior
Dark Warrior is a false moustache that induces lucid dreaming, contains a tinier version of itself and catches small fish."

I feel special

mima kake · 05-12-2003, 08:09 PM

mima
mima is like a normal chocolate bar, but it plays a selection of current chart hits.

yep thats me

*C'jais* · 05-12-2003, 08:12 PM

Jais is a fishpond that can pick up digital radio and follows you around.

Teh f*ck?

I so want to see a walking fishpond airing pop hits like it's nobody's business.

*C'jais* · 05-12-2003, 08:23 PM

God is a sock that's covered with realistic fur! It improves blood clotting.

Satan is a toothbrush that looks like a fish! It has been featured in Star Trek and catches small fish.

Now, at last, we know.

Father Torque · 05-12-2003, 08:30 PM

Father Torque
Father Torque is a briefcase that catches small animals

ZBomber · 05-12-2003, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Father Torque
Father Torque
Father Torque is a briefcase that catches small animals

So theats how they make KFC chicken.

*Sivy* · 05-12-2003, 11:29 PM

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sivy b is a sticking plaster that comes with a variety of coloured fascias and blocks UV light.

er.... ok

Father Torque · 05-12-2003, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by ZBomber
So theats how they make KFC chicken.

The truth is revealed

Also I heard an intresting fact

*DAVE THOMAS CEO AND FOUNDER OF WENDYS FAST FOOD RESTERAUNTS WAS ASSIGNED BY HIS RICH FATHER TO BE APPRENTICED BY COLONEL SANDERS TO LEARN HOW TO MANGE A RESTERAUNT. AFTER COLONEL SANDERS DIED DAVE THOMAS USED HIS TEACHINGS FROM THE COLONEL AND CREATED A RESTERAUNT. THIS RESTERAUNT HAS MORE THAN DOUBLE THE AMMOUNT OF GROSS PROFIT IT TOTAL. SO BASICALLY IT MEANS THAT DAVE THOMAS RIPPED OF KFC AND MADE MONEY OFF OF COLONEL SANDERS IDEAS AND THOUGHTS.*

Just thought you might be intrested

Reborn Outcast · 05-12-2003, 11:57 PM

"Reborn Outcast is an MP3 player that connects to the web! It loves you as a person."

HAHAHA

"Reborn is a car that doesn't need batteries and loves children."

and the greatest...

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Outcast is a Christmas tree! It may have harmful side effects!

HAHAHA

Acrylic · 05-12-2003, 11:59 PM

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AcrylicGuitar is a soft-drink can that hums incessantly! It will not work outside of the UK and may have harmful side effects.

But...But...

...I don't live in the UK! I dont work. Ugh.

EDIT- I typed in Your Mom and came up with this:
You mom is a shopping bag that fetches sticks!

*El Sitherino* · 05-13-2003, 12:23 AM

dung is an artificial limb that cleans itself! It has no sharp edges and has been featured in Star Trek.

boinga1 · 05-13-2003, 12:28 AM

boinga1 is a handgun! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger!

petroleum is an iMac that's transparent, cures all known illnesses and looks like a false moustache.

cigarrette is a pair of trousers that collects litter! It believes itself to be self-aware.

05-13-2003, 12:43 AM

Jedi220 is a small plastic pyramid that fetches sticks!

...

That's AWESOME.

Lunatic Jedi · 05-13-2003, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
You mom is a shopping bag that fetches sticks!

Father Torque · 05-13-2003, 03:44 AM

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Father Torque is a sock that hangs upside-down from the ceiling! It can be used by several people at once

Sweet

Tyrion · 05-13-2003, 03:56 AM

Since good ol' Reb isnt going to be here(he left for university a few days ago) I'll do his names.

Reb - "Reb is a lightbulb! It keeps drinks cold!"

Is that even possible?o.O

Reb Starblazer - "Reb Starblazer is a fork that dispenses pills, inflates balloons and can be implanted into the arm. "

I knew it all along.

Lunatic Jedi · 05-13-2003, 06:13 AM

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Originally posted by Father Torque
Father Torque is a sock that hangs upside-down from the ceiling! It can be used by several people at once

That's just wrong... on so many levels...

**James Isaac** · 05-13-2003, 05:29 PM

james_isaac is a coffee cup that talks, doubles as a headband and destroys household pests.

***StarWarsPhreak*** · 05-13-2003, 06:03 PM

StarWarsPhreak is a bedside table that inflates into a dinghy!
Phreak is a fax machine that rotates at high speed, tells you when people are lying and smells a bit funny.
Star Wars is like a normal security camera, but it bounces up and down.
Brad is a fishpond that sings comical songs! It contains alcohol.
www.lucasforums.com is a carpet that flashes at intervals! It extends at the touch of a button and probably won't work.

btw, brad is my real name